Redwing Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 My badly dyslexic husband once sent me shopping with a list Pasder - got that ok Musherooms - easy. check! Tuner - yup, ok Sibbob Sib-what? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Returned home without the sibbob, stuck the list under hubby's nose 'what does that say???' he honestly took a quick glance and said........ 'spagetti bolognaise sauce' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 these are all brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 My girl asked me to buy Chup-Chup this week - any ideas????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 Aren't they lollies? Tasha, what is Pasder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Is it where she shops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Pasta!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You lot are all dyslexic.... I do a boring list spelt nice and correctly , if i did your shopping for you lot i wouldn't get anything you were expecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 Pasta!!! It came to me in a blinding light.... whilst in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Mine usually is done in the saucepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 *groans* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You made me cry laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 It doesnt help that Ian is from Bristol so everything is spelled badly but with the added twist of a Bristol accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 our MD has a Bristolian accent too, despite having lived up here for 30 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Arrrrrr Azdal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Chup-Chup is Ketchup I also have to buy Wogglenosh today.......dog food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 You lot are making me feel strangely normal I love wogglenosh, that's great Cathy X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 I love that one too. My dog food just reads 'meat and bones' boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearls007 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Thank you all for the laugh! Why is my list so boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 booberlies - blueberries purple tea - blackcurrant squash podge - porridge oats WUL - washing up liquid fluffs - dusters stinky cheese - any variety of soft French cheese (usually added to list by DS1) When the kids were little I used to write them a list each to keep them busy in the supermarket. Before they could read I would draw them pictures of the shopping I wanted them to find. Those lists were quite unique! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Brilliant idea for the little ones. I did my own I Spy version when we went on holidays. The book has been kept. I added a dinosaur because I thought that would get them looking. And blow me down they saw one - a dinosaur slide in a pub garden as we drove along. Huh! A bit toooooo quick for my liking! Anyone shortened the blueberries yet? I rather like podge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 No, Booberlies are not up for shortening! That one started because my niece had trouble pronouncing it properly; because of her we also put gravely on our dinner and wear sippelers in the house when our feet are cold. She now pronounces all her words beautifully and is very embarrassed that we keep using her baby words - but they are lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I think it's lovely! We still say number one son is my mum's grand sug. Tis cute when they say it not quite right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 We use podge for porridge too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 We still call sausages Dodgies in this house because ED called them that when she was small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
