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[Redwing]

My badly dyslexic husband once sent me shopping with a list

 

Pasder - got that ok

 

Musherooms - easy. check!

 

Tuner - yup, ok

 

Sibbob

 

Sib-what? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Returned home without the sibbob, stuck the list under hubby's nose

 

'what does that say???'

 

he honestly took a quick glance and said........

 

 

'spagetti bolognaise sauce'

[ClaireG]

these are all brilliant.

[Cinnamon]

My girl asked me to buy Chup-Chup this week - any ideas?????

[The Dogmother]

Aren't they lollies?

 

Tasha, what is Pasder?

[Plum]

Is it where she shops

[Valkyrie]

Pasta!!!

[Angie]

You lot are all dyslexic....

I do a boring list spelt nice and correctly , if i did your shopping for you lot i wouldn't get anything you were expecting.

[The Dogmother]

Pasta!!!

 

It came to me in a blinding light.... whilst in the shower

[Valkyrie]

Mine usually is done in the saucepan.

[The Dogmother]

*groans*

[Plum]

You made me cry laughing

[Valkyrie]

[Redwing]

It doesnt help that Ian is from Bristol so everything is spelled badly but with the added twist of a Bristol accent

[The Dogmother]

our MD has a Bristolian accent too, despite having lived up here for 30 years.

[Valkyrie]

Arrrrrr Azdal!

[Cinnamon]

Chup-Chup is Ketchup

 

I also have to buy Wogglenosh today.......dog food!

[Couperwife]

 

You lot are making me feel strangely normal

 

I love wogglenosh, that's great

 

Cathy

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[The Dogmother]

I love that one too. My dog food just reads 'meat and bones' boring.

[Pearls007]

Thank you all for the laugh! Why is my list so boring?

[Yorkshire Pudding]

booberlies - blueberries

purple tea - blackcurrant squash

podge - porridge oats

WUL - washing up liquid

fluffs - dusters

stinky cheese - any variety of soft French cheese (usually added to list by DS1)

 

 

 

When the kids were little I used to write them a list each to keep them busy in the supermarket. Before they could read I would draw them pictures of the shopping I wanted them to find. Those lists were quite unique!

[Valkyrie]

Brilliant idea for the little ones. I did my own I Spy version when we went on holidays. The book has been kept. I added a dinosaur because I thought that would get them looking. And blow me down they saw one - a dinosaur slide in a pub garden as we drove along. Huh! A bit toooooo quick for my liking!

 

Anyone shortened the blueberries yet? I rather like podge!

[Yorkshire Pudding]

No, Booberlies are not up for shortening! That one started because my niece had trouble pronouncing it properly; because of her we also put gravely on our dinner and wear sippelers in the house when our feet are cold. She now pronounces all her words beautifully and is very embarrassed that we keep using her baby words - but they are lovely.

[Valkyrie]

I think it's lovely! We still say number one son is my mum's grand sug. Tis cute when they say it not quite right.

[The Dogmother]

We use podge for porridge too.

[chickencam]

We still call sausages Dodgies in this house because ED called them that when she was small