Eglu Cube Coop and Accessories

[The Dogmother]

Seen on another forum but couldn't resist posting it....

 

Found on the floor at Te$co

 

 

Other posters lists:

 

Ah that's really cute

TBH though it looks a bit like our shopping list........................we have 'nick names' for things and put them on the list rather than write out the 'proper' names

 

Our current list reads.....

Boonies

Beana

Shrooms

Chesny

Na-na's

Yog-yog's

Creamo

Crips's

 

We are adults.......honest!

 

Trolls are a regular feature on our lists

 

you forgot the boggies.

 

that is bog rolls.

loo rolls.

doh never mind.

 

my norfolk based friends think that im being obscene but where i came from they were always referred to as that.

 

Rosie refers to body lotion as 'Guk'

[chickencam]

That brings back memories of getting my children to write my lists for me and add on their own sometimes strange requests.

 

My list are pretty boring, we usually have a running list on a pad that everyone can add to, but "Ooops, word censored!"ody can read anyone's handwriting in this house so it makes for some interesting puzzles in the supermarket

[Couperwife]

My mum once told me about a little girl who added something to the shopping list so dad would buy it

 

Scribs

 

He bought them!

 

(we now call crisps scribs )

 

Cathy

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[Valkyrie]

Years ago my mum asked dad to add Elastoplast on the shopping list. So they went to the supermarket and she couldn't find this particular item. As soon as she said "do you have any Elastical plastical" she realised what she'd said too late. The woman gave her a funny look and my dad cracked up.

[Plum]

I like that one, I think we may have elastical plastical now.

 

We have-

finstweet

face muck

beanz

moose varnish

next

hencab

 

in queens english -

Things to eat

Oil of olay

baked beans

horseradish

pudding

hens cabbage

[The Dogmother]

Plum... how on earth does horseradish become Moose Varnish?

 

Rosie's take on it.....

Donkey's breakfast = Muesli

Body Guck = body lotion

Face Guck = moisturiser

Trolls = loo rolls

Snappy = cling film

[Luvachicken]

Plum and The Dogmother you do make me laugh

[Plum]

Trolls is clever

[soapdragon]

Sometimes I let Nat (7) write the shopping list, which is usually interesting, but it generally evolves over the week. It often includes:

 

Kiffs - crisps

Bogo - loo cleaner

Farty tins - baked beans

Hairy lipped squid - washing up liquid (any brand!)

Whinging beer - ginger beer

Big lemons - melons

Parsley nipples - parsnips

Chocolate butter - Nutella or similar

Chocolate breadsticks - chocolate fingers

Squeezy tomato - tomato puree tube

Suggestive biscuits - digestive biscuits

 

And there are others that I could not possibly mention before the watershed - I only hope that no-one finds my discarded shopping list with those on!!!!

[Valkyrie]

Farty tins! Brilliant!

[Charlottechicken]

Oh Plum, I love 'next'

[Ain't Nobody Here]

and I thought I was doing well with

 

dil juice

tin toms

tangers

 

 

Love farty tins

[Plum]

dil juice?

[Plum]

oh yes

 

Wol

[angeluk69]

Dad always used to put 'body rot' on the list...deodorant! Had us baffled for ages the first time w saw it

[Cinnamon]

My daughter asked for a pack of 'Resolve' hangover cure to take to Uni,by putting Fizzygoodmakefeelnice on my shopping list

[Looney]

These are brilliant! Makes my shopping list look very dull....must try harder! I'm the only one that writes on it at the moment

 

My Dad has 'soggies' on his shopping list (breakfast cereal)

[Saronne]

One of my sons used to call pesto 'FROG'

[soapdragon]

OOpps.....I forgot 'odour under de-armament' (otherwise known as underarm deodorant!) It goes on the list as ODA

[Valkyrie]

It's usually referred to on my list as antiunderarmpong - OH just puts down deo. How boring he has no imagination.

DD will sneak on "eis essen bitte" ever since she did German at school. In fact I get the verbal most evenings while sitting in the armchair. Currently means Magnum Gold or Ben and Jerry's Oh My Apple Pie.

[WitchHazel]

We don't have many that I can think of

 

Underarm (=Deoderant)

Cat Fud (=Cat food, from a FarSide cartoon where the dog was trying to get the cat in the washing machine)

Taytoes (=potatoes)

 

I love everyone elses, might have to adopt some.

[soapdragon]

Its occuring to me that channel 4 may want to turn this into a tele prog/game show where 'celebs' (poss bb rejects!!?) could do an Omleteer's weeks shopping with an 'encrypted' list with points for items correctly guessed from the aforesaid Omleteer's list. Or maybe I should just get out more (but NOT to the supermarket!)

[Valkyrie]

[The Dogmother]

Brilliant idea!

[Space Chick]

I asked OH to pick up some sanitary towels for me ages ago. When I saw his shopping list he'd written "chuff pads"

 

( sorry mods if I have stepped too far with slang )