Snowy Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Yes well said Gina - I suppose I could just about s"Ooops, word censored!"e into the age range (providing they did it within the next 3 weeks ) But I really don't think I fit any magazine idea of glam either (thank goodness!) And do they realise that self sufficiency and glam do not go hand in hand? I thought about having nail extensions done again this Christmas, but don't think they'd look too good with chicken poo under them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 If it were a David Bellamy conservation award we were going for, I'd definitely go for it. We like the natural garden - ie: our trees and holly hedges need cutting!!! Way too tall & overgrown - hubby's latest idea is he wants to buy a cherry picker!!! Come on girls whose going for this filming??? Must be someone on here!!! Whose the one with the lovely long hair who got married, greek connections?? She'd be perfect for the part & glam too! Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 What about Cheryl, our newbie who was getting a cube for hubby's xmas but couldn't keep her mouth shut? Her avatar looks very glam ... and she's a stained glass artist! Come on Cheryl . (Do you think by glam they mean wearing a bikini and lots of makeup, draped seductively over the eglu run? That would be a great look ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 (Do you think by glam they mean wearing a bikini and lots of makeup, draped seductively over the eglu run? That would be a great look ) yes with lots of bling, and killer heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 (Do you think by glam they mean wearing a bikini and lots of makeup, draped seductively over the eglu run? That would be a great look ) Well, I wear a bikini when I'm chainsawing in the summer..would that do? Too old and not nearly glam enough, especially if they want my usual chicken outfit of nightie and wellies with wooly socks! Where's that Rhapsody bird?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Come on Buffster - you're younger than me, and glam too....COW! Oh darling they'd have to ask for me personally and what a bloomin liberty We're all glam Clare *shuffles off to bed in old tatty nighty, hair net and curlers* BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 ... or perhaps no bikini at all, just 3 strategically placed hens . Not sure how you'd get all 3 to stay in place though, you might need help with the - ahem - lower hen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 They'd be a bit scratchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Oh had this joke with Em. I'm pekins and she's orps BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Wrong time of year to be interviewing people about keeping chooks and growing veg! Our chooks are knee deep in mud at the bottom of the garden and our allotment is bare at this time of year. Should have looked to interview us glam types in the 'summer' when we could have been wearing Cath Kidston tea dresses while harvesting our lollo rosso... Yes I agree - as usual they don't have a clue - and will not find anyone to fit tall their criteria! Unless someone lives on a sunny island I was approached by a tV company wanting to film me up my allotment - but they wanted to do it in February/March - Not much to do except shovel manure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I was approached by a tV company wanting to film me up my allotment - but they wanted to do it in February/March - Not much to do except shovel manure In the bleak Norfolk cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I think that the 'boys' at Omlet should dress up - they fit the criteria don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I think that the 'boys' at Omlet should dress up - they fit the criteria don't they? They could wear the Omlet pants...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Only Simon can wear the Omlet pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Hanns, if you're lurking and reading this... I suggest kaz address; she'd love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I think they were meant to suggest someone, not post the email. I bet they'd be very if they knew we'd seen their request in full. Oh well, funny, very funny BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I vote for Dilly - she's glamorous and has an allotment and loads of chooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I vote for Dilly - she's glamorous and has an allotment and loads of chooks Claret needs glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Claret has glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Dilly would be great. She really does live the good life. Kazaddress ticks all their boxes though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Go on - someone should volunteer for it!! I fit the age bracket but not sure about trying to live the Good Life - we do our bit but not to any mega-extremes. Definitely not glam, as anyone who has seen my picture on the front of the newsletter can testify!! The programme Faking It once approached my OH's work to look for a volunteer to take part but apparently OH wasn't geeky enough! That would have been amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatsCube Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Well I'm in the age bracket and am glam (in a 50's americana chic style) but not prob in a covential enough way for this sort of publication. Oh and I only have the chooks, my mum has the veg, so I would need to borrow someone elses house lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Cat,you are very glam & striking too - go for it,girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tina C Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Awww I just noticed that Rhapsody had been online recently I was hoping she had popped in here.... Go on Cat - you go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatsCube Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 ha ha ha Im not exactly self sufficient though, I still by my veg from Asda and my chooks arnt even laying yet. Plus I think my appearnace is . . how do I put it . . An 'aquired taste' My lady is rather pretty though - She doesnt grow veg either though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...