Warm boot recommendations please

[The Dogmother]

Phil refers to it as lapdancing, but he wouldn't be seen dead on the forum

[Geoid]

It wasnt me -

sounds dogey to me....

[Lesley]

I wish I was clever enough to have thought of it.......

[The Dogmother]

I'm trying to remember who else has called it that...

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Thank goodness I spotted it ! I shall be zapping one of the moderators with my cattle prod when I find out who it was who changed it .

 

Although, actually "lapdance" might be more appropriate. After all, we all know what the little minxes are expecting (but never get ).

[The Dogmother]

And they do waggle their botties at you like seasoned professionals!

 

Stop making me laugh you lot! I keep choking on this cold!

[Mrs Frugal]

Actually Lapdance IS better, isn't it .

[The Dogmother]

Tapdancing is good too Kate - it describes the moves they make at the run door when they see me coming down the agrden to let them out They all march from one side to another, over the top of the smaller ones

[Mrs Frugal]

mine do that too!!

[Christian]

Oh dear!! That means I'm on to my second suspect..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yoohoo, Christian ??

 

As if I would!!!

 

No, it wasn't me!!!

 

(wish I had spotted it though)

[Jules.]

Numpty- what you can call yourself if you do something daft

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's good, we needed an "n"!

 

("Ooops, word censored!"ody told me I would have to give up my day job when I started this thread .)

[Geoid]

That's good, we needed an "n"!

 

("Ooops, word censored!"ody told me I would have to give up my day job when I started this thread .)

 

I could do it for you, as I have nothing better to do

[bronze]

Orpingtons- name for a well endowed woman

[Laura & CTB]

gribblies - the stuff you find still stuck to your patio after the girls have finished eating "garden life" !

[The Dogmother]

gribblies - the stuff you find still stuck to your patio after the girls have finished eating "garden life" !

Also snot Laura

[Tessa the Duchess]

'bok bok' sound of alarm made by chickens.

 

Tessa

[theherd123]

Lapdance - the amazing movement of female hips to attract a mate

 

Who edited my posting to say Tapdance .

 

I did NOT do this!!!

 

Own up or im sure Kate will be after you with her cattle prod! (Vital prop)

[Guest]

ooooh I have an M for you

 

Mammoths - Furry crocs for winter chicken keepers

[Egluntyne]

Eglooney - Someone who starts off with 1 Eglu,but then starts collecting them

 

erm......

 

Also spends very large amounts of money to get "rare" eglus in yellow or brown

 

 

I go and have a little kip and I come back to pages and pages.........

 

Funny how some threads capture the Omleteers collective imagination innit?

[Guest]

Q is for Quails - see Martin for how to care for them (or prepare them for lunch)

[Guest]

Z is for Zoo - See Martin!

[Geoid]

untechnonumpty = person who is very familar with technology

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Aha, I was just going to say we need j, u, v, y ! and x!

Edited January 4, 2008 by Guest

[bronze]

j- John Lewis steamer , need I say more