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Try this and let me know what you get, very good -


This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".


Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")


Put this at the bottom of this list


I will get the ball rolling:


Louise needs help with her juggling :lol:

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"Ruth needs a man. Or a woman!" :lol::lol::lol:


Er, what would Jonathan say about that?


So I looked up "Jonathan needs"


Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer

Jonathan Needs A Haircut

Jonathan needs a tray to position his arms properly

umm, not sure about the last one....


Good game! :lol::lol::lol:

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I thought this sounds like it could be a good party but if you all come please bring a bottle! You'll all be welcome but Morag needs to know the numbers to plan the food. :D


I liked this one too Morag needs a very loving family and a lot of attention. until I read the next bit about being microchipped, vaccinated & wormed :shock::shock:

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or even better:


After a semi-drunken meeting of the BBDAG, it has been in accordance with item 5 of the agenda that Shona needs to move somewhere and do something exciting!


semi drunk?! moi?!


or more worrying:


Shona needs to go and needs you to wipe her and clean the messy newspapers



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Oh dear!


Linda needs some help with her appearance. :oops:


Linda needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. :shock:


Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible. :shock: (I'm certainly not an exhibitionist!!)


Linda needs your help now, more than ever. :?


Linda needs roots. :P


Very interesting........

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Hmm well I tried a few variations and got ' the managing director needs to manage everything :!::!: very insightful :) they've obviously got a webcam in here :!:


then I tried Penny and got Penny needs to collect Mac addresses appropriate as my sister in law is Mac and I can never find her


then I tried Murdo and got Murdo needs a woman :!::!::!: think I shall stop there if you don't mind :!::!:

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"Thalia needs to move out of the eighties with her msusic and into the new milleum. ... Thalia needs to be an innovator ya! What is she waiting for?"



This is spookily correct on both counts although I also need to move out of the '70's too (before my time but who can move away from glam rock and disco?).


In fact this is so true that anyone could be forgiven for thinking I wrote this myself :?


Given the spelling, maybe I did :lol:

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Most hits are people's lists of Sarah wants.....:roll:

1. Sarah needs to get :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

2. Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port. 8)

3. Sarah needs to set up her experiment. :shock: How did they know?

6. Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.:shock:

10. Sarah needs to eat something. :roll:


Susannah (white chicken) needs information about the unwelcome visitors to her body (lice?)

Susannah needs (white chicken) wash-and-wear hair at its simplest (muddy chicken) :roll:

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