Louise Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Try this and let me know what you get, very good - This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave") Put this at the bottom of this list I will get the ball rolling: Louise needs help with her juggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 "Annie needs to be rescued by the armed forces " Oh YES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 "Jacky needs more sugar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 "Kate needs a cocktail!" and slightly more worryingly "Kate needs a shave " This one's probably the most true though... "Kate needs to smarten up a bit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 (edited) Gina needs a severe reprimand for having done what she did I also got... (which is very ironic considering being pregnant.....) Gina needs some help getting dressed Edited May 3, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 My OH: I reckon Jonnie needs a bit of psycho analysis quick smart He must do...He's married to me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Nicola needs time for lifestyle reality check how true is that.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 awwww Nicola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Karen needs to grow up They must know me already Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley-Jean Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I got no results with Lesley-Jean so tried just Lesley The reply was : Lesley needs to take A long hard look at herself, I don't like this game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleHen Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 jackie needs a show broadcast around the world and to space and outer space Jackie needs to be re-evaluated., as do the powers that be Jackie needs to write a song about this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 "Ruth needs a man. Or a woman!" Er, what would Jonathan say about that? So I looked up "Jonathan needs" Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer Jonathan Needs A Haircut Jonathan needs a tray to position his arms properly umm, not sure about the last one.... Good game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Martin Needs To Get DRUNK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 NO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Another one said........ Martin needs funding to help takeover chinese firm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfinches Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I thought this sounds like it could be a good party but if you all come please bring a bottle! You'll all be welcome but Morag needs to know the numbers to plan the food. I liked this one too Morag needs a very loving family and a lot of attention. until I read the next bit about being microchipped, vaccinated & wormed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 SHONA NEEDS A QUIET ADULT HOME WITHOUT PETS OR CHILDREN!!!!!! or even better: After a semi-drunken meeting of the BBDAG, it has been in accordance with item 5 of the agenda that Shona needs to move somewhere and do something exciting! semi drunk?! moi?! or more worrying: Shona needs to go and needs you to wipe her and clean the messy newspapers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Oh dear! Linda needs some help with her appearance. Linda needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible. (I'm certainly not an exhibitionist!!) Linda needs your help now, more than ever. Linda needs roots. Very interesting........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hmm well I tried a few variations and got ' the managing director needs to manage everything very insightful they've obviously got a webcam in here then I tried Penny and got Penny needs to collect Mac addresses appropriate as my sister in law is Mac and I can never find her then I tried Murdo and got Murdo needs a woman think I shall stop there if you don't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Helen needs your immediate attention Then... Helen needs to forget all that has happened in the last 10 years ...Its my 10th wedding anniversary in July!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Believe me there are days when I wish... But they generally don't last long. The trials of having children (and a husband) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 "Thalia needs to move out of the eighties with her msusic and into the new milleum. ... Thalia needs to be an innovator ya! What is she waiting for?" This is spookily correct on both counts although I also need to move out of the '70's too (before my time but who can move away from glam rock and disco?). In fact this is so true that anyone could be forgiven for thinking I wrote this myself Given the spelling, maybe I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Most hits are people's lists of Sarah wants..... 1. Sarah needs to get :shock: :shock: 2. Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port. 3. Sarah needs to set up her experiment. How did they know? 6. Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive. 10. Sarah needs to eat something. Susannah needs information about the unwelcome visitors to her body (lice?) Susannah needs wash-and-wear hair at its simplest (muddy chicken) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is such good fun I got the concept in an email yesterday and just had to share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
