Installing Indoor Cat Tree

[Louise]

Try this and let me know what you get, very good -

 

This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

 

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

 

Put this at the bottom of this list

 

I will get the ball rolling:

 

Louise needs help with her juggling

[AnnieP]

"Annie needs to be rescued by the armed forces "

 

 

Oh YES!!!!!

[Jacky]

"Jacky needs more sugar"

[Mrs Frugal]

"Kate needs a cocktail!" and slightly more worryingly "Kate needs a shave "

 

This one's probably the most true though...

 

"Kate needs to smarten up a bit!"

[Popcorn]

Gina needs a severe reprimand for having done what she did

 

 

 

 

 

I also got... (which is very ironic considering being pregnant.....)

Gina needs some help getting dressed

Edited May 3, 2006 by Guest

[AnnieP]

My OH:

 

I reckon Jonnie needs a bit of psycho analysis quick smart

He must do...He's married to me!!

[Nicola H]

Nicola needs time for lifestyle reality check how true is that..................

[Popcorn]

awwww Nicola

[Karen & co.]

Karen needs to grow up

 

They must know me already

 

Karen x

[Lesley-Jean]

I got no results with Lesley-Jean so tried just Lesley

 

The reply was :

 

Lesley needs to take A long hard look at herself,

 

I don't like this game

[PurpleHen]

jackie needs a show broadcast around the world and to space and outer space

 

Jackie needs to be re-evaluated., as do the powers that be

 

Jackie needs to write a song about this!

[Ruth]

"Ruth needs a man. Or a woman!"

 

Er, what would Jonathan say about that?

 

So I looked up "Jonathan needs"

 

Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer

Jonathan Needs A Haircut

Jonathan needs a tray to position his arms properly

umm, not sure about the last one....

 

Good game!

[Martin B]

Martin Needs To Get DRUNK!

[AnnieP]

NO!!!!!

[Martin B]

Another one said........

Martin needs funding to help takeover chinese firm

[fourfinches]

I thought this sounds like it could be a good party but if you all come please bring a bottle! You'll all be welcome but Morag needs to know the numbers to plan the food.

 

I liked this one too Morag needs a very loving family and a lot of attention. until I read the next bit about being microchipped, vaccinated & wormed

[Guest]

 

SHONA NEEDS A QUIET ADULT HOME WITHOUT PETS OR CHILDREN!!!!!!

 

or even better:

 

After a semi-drunken meeting of the BBDAG, it has been in accordance with item 5 of the agenda that Shona needs to move somewhere and do something exciting!

 

semi drunk?! moi?!

 

or more worrying:

 

Shona needs to go and needs you to wipe her and clean the messy newspapers

 

[Linda]

Oh dear!

 

Linda needs some help with her appearance.

 

Linda needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.

 

Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible. (I'm certainly not an exhibitionist!!)

 

Linda needs your help now, more than ever.

 

Linda needs roots.

 

Very interesting........

[The Managing Director]

Hmm well I tried a few variations and got ' the managing director needs to manage everything very insightful they've obviously got a webcam in here

 

then I tried Penny and got Penny needs to collect Mac addresses appropriate as my sister in law is Mac and I can never find her

 

then I tried Murdo and got Murdo needs a woman think I shall stop there if you don't mind

[Hellcat]

Helen needs your immediate attention

 

Then...

 

Helen needs to forget all that has happened in the last 10 years

 

...Its my 10th wedding anniversary in July!!

[Linda]

[Hellcat]

Believe me there are days when I wish...

 

But they generally don't last long. The trials of having children (and a husband)

[Chicken on a mission]

"Thalia needs to move out of the eighties with her msusic and into the new milleum. ... Thalia needs to be an innovator ya! What is she waiting for?"

 

 

This is spookily correct on both counts although I also need to move out of the '70's too (before my time but who can move away from glam rock and disco?).

 

In fact this is so true that anyone could be forgiven for thinking I wrote this myself

 

Given the spelling, maybe I did

[chocchick]

Most hits are people's lists of Sarah wants.....

1. Sarah needs to get :shock: :shock:

2. Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.

3. Sarah needs to set up her experiment. How did they know?

6. Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.

10. Sarah needs to eat something.

 

Susannah needs information about the unwelcome visitors to her body (lice?)

Susannah needs wash-and-wear hair at its simplest (muddy chicken)

[Louise]

This is such good fun

 

I got the concept in an email yesterday and just had to share