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Holy slugs, batman!

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I went downstairs at about 3am last night (our bathroom is downstairs) and spotted a huge and very ugly slug in the middle of the kitchen floor.

 

It was so ugly I didnt want to pick it up (I did actually think it was cat poo until its little eyes poked out and it started to move :shock: quite worrying since we dont have a cat). I put a bowl over it so that my OH could dispose of it in the morning.

 

So this morning tom walzes into the kitchen and picks up the bowl....... to find the slug had escaped, leaving a large pile of sticky goo under the bowl! :x

 

And I thought to myself - if we had chickens, this would never have happened! :roll:

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:?:?:?

 

Actually, we have our Eglu next to the kitchen door, and despite that we still get stonking great big slugs through the cat-flap every night.

 

:evil::evil::evil::evil:

 

Have done, every night since we moved into the house, 7 years ago. We used to leave a glass of beer right under the catflap, but now we go and collect any that are out and about before we go to bed and put them in a tupperware box, and feed them to the chooks the next day.

 

:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

 

I hate the slippery little blighters!

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I put a bowl over it so that my OH could dispose of it in the morning.

 

So this morning tom walzes into the kitchen and picks up the bowl....... to find the slug had escaped, leaving a large pile of sticky goo under the bowl! :x

 

I put bowls over spiders - if im brave enough to get that close - in truth i usually throw the bowl in its direction and hope it covers it, my OH then has to de-spiderise in the morning! :oops::roll:

 

How on earth did the slug escape?? :shock: A slimey escapologist - mind you are there any of a different kind :wink::wink:

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Several years ago my dad found a strange black hard object on the living room carpet, looked like a piece of chewed liquorice. We all handled it and no-one knew what it was :shock: . He then noticed large amounts of slug trail on the carpet and we can only assume poor little slug ran out of slime trying to find it's way back outside :shock::shock::shock:

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Several years ago my dad found a strange black hard object on the living room carpet, looked like a piece of chewed liquorice. We all handled it and no-one knew what it was :shock: . He then noticed large amounts of slug trail on the carpet and we can only assume poor little slug ran out of slime trying to find it's way back outside :shock::shock::shock:

 

Can that happen? :shock:

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Urghhhh Canny Cat. I'm afraid I'm not particularly interested in how he got out out from under the bowl, nor how he got into the house in the first place........ the most pressing question (in my opinion :roll: ) is where the heck is he now :shock: He's obviously determined and strong, with amazing escapologist tendencies........ and he's in your house. NOW :shock::shock::shock:

He could be under your bed, behind the bath....... even under your pillow.

You must get those hens soon, if only to save you from the tyranny of marauding slugs with criminal tendencies :roll::wink:

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