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Why parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in:

 

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.

 

http://mrserge.lv/wp-content/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-like-mommy.jpg

 

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

 

 

Dear Ms. Davis,

 

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

 

Mrs. Harrington

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I love that.

 

:D

 

We had a boy at school who told us all that his Mum was 'on the game'. We never got to the bottom of that one.

 

Another lad brought in his Mum's handcuffs and handcuffed his friend to the enclosure of the tennis courts. I had to call the Mum and ask her if she could bring in the keys or ask was it alright if we cut them. She said that we could cut them and hurried off the phone. By the way, she wasn't a police officer. I had to try really hard not to smile too much when I next met her. She probably nearly killed him when he went home that night.

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