Single hen

[Cooks]

Well, as you know I am going to brothers wedding in July and I thought I would buy a pair of 'magic pants' to hide everything under my dress LOL well they came this morning! they are passion killers!!! LOL they go down the thigh and up your midrift, how I will get in them without a crowbar is beyond me....

hubby said imagine meeting a girl that looked fit in a lovely dress and went back to her place and found she was wearing those.. LOL seriously I almost spat coffee at him I was laughing so much.. he has a point!. I only wish I could send you photo evidence of how silly these look but as I am not putting these on for anyone publically you will have to imagine! LOL

[girlsmum]

They look like they would be a nightmare to get down if you were bursting for the loo

 

Girlsmum

[Cooks]

yes I will need a friend on each side to pull them down and up again! LOLOLOLOLOL

[chelsea]

why not borrow Ella's? They are very special and magic!!!

[Chickvic]

We'd need pictures then!

[Cooks]

Ella's pants are waaaaay cooler than these I assure you LOLOLOL

[bronze]

doesnt everything then get squeezed out the top and bottoms too?

[Cooks]

I dont know you'd think it would wouldn't you, I will have to crowbar myself in and let you know!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

I got a pair of those for a wedding last summer . I felt very "held in" and nothing wobbled at all (except for me on my high heels!)

 

However, by the end of the night I was going commando .

[Redwing]

doesnt everything then get squeezed out the top and bottoms too?

 

I bought some for under my wedding dress but the lady put me off a bit by saying "its all got to go somewhere you know dear"

[Alis girls]

Charming bet that made you feel good

[Cooks]

I have a fear I might need cutting out when I am in them ANH! LOL

[Lewis]

Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office

[fluffyknickers]

I wore some to my friends Hen night (I was bridesmaid) to a restaurant in London (v posh with celeb at next table) and after the starter I began to feel really poorly and uncomfortable and went to the toilet and took them off!!!!!!!! Had to find the person in the party with the biggest bag and stuff them in there for the rest of the night.

 

I felt better straight away and managed a pudding too!

 

Michelle x

[ChrisP]

Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office

 

My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things...

[Redwing]

Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office

 

My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things...

 

Shoehorn anyone?

[ChrisP]

Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office

 

My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things...

 

Shoehorn anyone?

 

[Cooks]

what are you trying to do to me LOLOLOLOLI know have visions of someone with a shoehorn eith side of my prying me into these tiny pants! I might have to take a photo of them to show you how tiny they are!!!! (without me in them as then they would be bigger LOLOL )

[Falkor]

 

Bring them with you on Sunday! I think I need to SEE these magin pants!!!

[Cooks]

ok but they will be in a bag, I am not putting them on, you are handy with a camera! LOLOLOLOL

[Happy chickens!]

I'm sure you'll look great with or without them - they don't sound very magic to me!! Will you be able to eat or drink once shoehorned in?!!

[Cooks]

hmmmm not sure.. LOL my friend just got the major giggles when I told her about them and soon went quiet when I said dont laugh you can shoe horn me in them.. LOLOLOL

[Mutrix Farmers]

Cookie I'm sure you would look fabulous without your magic knickers on!!

 

I have a pair of super strong "hold it all in" knickers from M & S, which I don't wear very often because by the end of the day I feel really uncomfortable and have this overwhelming urge to rip them off as soon as I'm in the front door!!

 

I like ANH have been unable to bear them any longer on one occassion while out. The feeling of freedom was quite exhilerating

 

The things we girls do to look beautiful!!

[Cooks]

aww your very kind..

 

my thinking is if I manage to wear them to at least mid way through the evening then I am ok I can go and take them off and everyone will be too sozzled to noticed I dont look so 'magic' anymore LOLOL

[Blackrocksrock]

In the three months till July it would be easier to diet and lose some weight and then feel more comfy than those terrible things.