The Dogmother Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Oh Paola, that's priceless; you must've been crying with laughter! Reminds me of when we visited the outlaws once at the farm, they have a lovely picture of the children, and in it Phil has a shock of beautiful blond ringlets, Rosie was asking Jean who each of the people in the picture were, and she said 'but that can't be Phil - he's got hair in the photo!'. We were in stitches cos he's bald as a coot now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 and it reminds me of when I married Carl.... I have a photo of my (grown up) son and daughter taken on the day - Lauren and Jake insist that "that is when Mummy married Brad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 This has to be a book!!!!! BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 We coudl sell it, all proceeds to BHWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 This one from Jake today wasn't particulary funny ha!ha! but it made me smile..... "Daddy let me help him with the ironing - I really enjoyed it" sounds like Daddy is looking to enlist some help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Rosie called me upstairs to the bathroom this morning to tell me that she'd done an enormous 'dinosaur poo' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 - did you have to go and look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Hee hee Cor, bet that made Rosie's eyes water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 - did you have to go and look? Unfortunately yes! I'd been studiously ignoring the calls for bottom wiping help from upstairs - doesn't go well with porridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 One of my students tried to pass off some wallpaper paste as cocaine - unfortunately another student thought it was and snorted the lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 That's hilarious Em - I bet you nearly wet yourself laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 We are getting a small 'laugh-a-lot diary' in school & putting things in it like this so when we are having a rough day (like today ) we can read the contents and giggle like mad!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 The thought of somebody snorting wallpaper paste doesn't bear thinking about - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 One of my students tried to pass off some wallpaper paste as cocaine - unfortunately another student thought it was and snorted the lot! OMG Weeeeeee, heeeeeeee, heeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Nameless child today "Grandma! - my pooh is all red" Hmmmmmmm............. we all go to look..........turns out to be yesterday's beetroot Oh, the jobs i get to do these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 When my daughter was about 5 we were at a family wedding at a catholic church, which had a huge statue of the Sacred Heart. As we were waiting for the bride to arrive, Daughter said at the top of her voice....Oh look, Mummy....poor Jesus has had a heart transplant! It brought the house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 This thread always brings tears to my eyes OH was in the car with the two girls when our eldest spotted the Miss Potter film poster. She turned to OH and said "I thought Harry's mum is dead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Bright girl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Did I ever tell you about the card that HP got one year from a child in her class? The child had written in it, "Thank you for learning us literacy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Ahh, bless, she knew what she meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Had to share this one: At church this morning, the children's talk involved Minister pulling various tools out of a bag and asking the children to name them. First item out, correctly identified as a wall paper stripper; second item - another correct answer, a tape measure. Third item out - brief silence, than a little girl, at the top of her voice, correctly identified it - 'it's a thingammyjig'. Brought the house down! (It was a hand drill by the way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 aha, the thingammyjig...we have one of those - mustn't be confused with the oojamaflip or the watchamacallit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
