Lesley Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I can't find the original thread, so have started again........... When I collected Lauren from school last Thursday, she wanted to know the plan of action............... after the usuall 'get changed, have a snack....' I said we would be doing 'something nice' Lauren asked " what are we doing that is nice?" Me "that's a surprise. You'll have to wait and see" Lauren " Are you sure it's something nice? Are you sure it's not housework?" - I'm not a slave driver, honestly One from my 5 yr. old neice last night. Discussing my SF who is 80 and 'follically challenged' I'll call him Fred (not his real name of course!) Rachel "I don't know how Fred is ever going to grow his hair back " Rachel's Mum "Well, I don't think he will now...." giving an explanation of hair loss/age etc. After a ponder about all this, Rachel suddenly pipes up...... "I know - how about feathers!" Please add any of your own tales........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm glad you started this up again, I love reading what children say and having a little peep into their view on the world karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I can remember reading a book called 'Childrens letters to God' & found it very funny in places but some brought a tear to my eye too! 'Dear God, i didnt think purple went very well with orange until i saw the sunset you made last week. It was cool!' 'Dear God, i like your book The Bible, where do you get your ideas from?' 'Dear God, is being adopted as good as being real?' Brilliant book!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Lesley, sorry to be a bit thick...what is an SF. I can usually work the abbreviations out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 StepFather, I think. I love this thread, I'm glad you re-instated it, Lesley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Aaah...of course. Obvious innit. Thanks Sheila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xraylady Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 My 4 year-old, Natalie, and I were sitting in the sun, watching the chickens. Chooks were out of sight for a couple of minutes, so I said they would come back soon, looking for treats. Natalie pipes up, completely serious, "Well, Mummy they probably have a schedule"! Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Ahhhhh ! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I've another 'baldy one' - predictably! As most of you know - The Boy is totally bald... We were out with some friends once, it was cold so Phil had a hat on, then took it off; their daughter's friend, who hadn't met Phil before nearly fell off her chair in shock and said 'Oh, what happened to your hair - how awful'!!! We were all beside ourselves with laughter, espcially as The Boy was making out that it had been there that morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Fantastic!! The childs face - the rest of you - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 It was priceless Emma I laughed so much that there were tears streaming down my face and my tummy hurt - there's nothing like a good belly laugh is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Ha ha ha I love these stories Please keep them coming, they're really brightening up my day! A friend was taking her little nephew to the ladies toilet in a pub. A lovely old lady leant over to him at the wash basin and said "My what a lovely young man you are!" To which he replied " I don't like you lady" and stuck out his tongue Another friend of mine, when she was little, walked into her parents kitchen when they had company around with a lovely big dog turd in her hand and announced "look, look I've got a squidger!! Apologies for the toilet theme! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Rosie once loudly told a friend (and most of the people in Tesco) that 'Mummy's not wearing any pants' She has also answered the phone and told the caller that 'Mummy is having a wee' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I was at a friends house one night and the kids came down to say good night to everyone when the smallest one announced that 'I love it when i trump in the bath and all the bubbles come up!' Everyone was in stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 That's priceless Emma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) I'm glad I started this again..... When Lauren was first out of nappies I took her to the toilet at Tesco. We were third in the queue for just two toilets so we had to wait while the other two went first. As the first lady tinkled away Lauren shouted out "Good Girl !!! " and clapped her hands in great excitement! (serves her right for not letting a 2 year old go first!) Edited November 6, 2006 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepe Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Right, hope you are'nt about to eat! my nephew had a scab on his forhead, he got up next morning and it had gone, my sister said wheres your scab gone, and he said, I've ate it! and it tasted of chips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Right, hope you are'nt about to eat! my nephew had a scab on his forhead, he got up next morning and it had gone, my sister said wheres your scab gone, and he said, I've ate it! and it tasted of chips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveypup Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 The funniest thing my Son ever said was when he introduced himself to my Mum's new next door neighbours when he was four; "Hello my name's George..." (with cigarette in mouth) "Pleased to meet you, I'm Mark" "Hello Mark, Don't you know that cigaretting makes you dead!!" It was so funny, his face was a picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooner.girl Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I heard this from a 7 year old boy in the playground the other day. Having knocked one of the girls flying and hurt her knee (accidentally) when told to say sorry he added totally seriously 'shall i kiss it better?' Awwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 We were making biscuits and Carla (4) arranged hers in a circle and one outside she said the one outside was Jesus . I thought she might be imagining he's telling the group a story perhaps . When the bicuits came out of the oven she said 'great I can eat Jesus now and he won't exist' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveypup Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Yesterday when I picked George up from school he said " I thought Dad was coming to pick me up because you were going to Psychotherapy" I had in fact been to Physiotherapy for my back that morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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