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This made me laugh this morning:


Murphy's Lesser Known Laws


1 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


2 He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


3 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


4 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


5 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


6 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


7 If you lined up all the cars in the world end toend, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.


8 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


9 The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.


10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


11 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


12 When you go into court, you are putting yourself inthe hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.



These are really good. Number 10 is so true, but should be amended to read the shin, the toes, the knees, the thigh.... I'm always covered in bruises from walking into furniture :roll::roll: it doesn't even need to be dark!!!! :oops:

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