The Dogmother Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 This made me laugh this morning: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws 1 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2 He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5 Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7 If you lined up all the cars in the world end toend, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8 If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9 The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 11 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 12 When you go into court, you are putting yourself inthe hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellekatz Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Like it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Brightened up a dull lunch break!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy-Mama Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Thanks, needed a giggle today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Absolutely brilliant Clare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 10 The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. These are really good. Number 10 is so true, but should be amended to read the shin, the toes, the knees, the thigh.... I'm always covered in bruises from walking into furniture it doesn't even need to be dark!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazaddress Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Excellent Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 V funny - like No 4!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I've found no 10 to be true on more than one occasion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
