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Well

 

 

Yesterday my uncles OH,Fran, Came over saying she didn't feel well and said she thinks she had swine flu.

 

 

Well my mum said to me, while Fran was here, Can i do the Garden for £20, i said no, i'll do it for free, and before i could get out the back door, Fran was already in the garden, so much for feeling ill :roll: She did put her hand in a big pile of dog poo though :lol::lol:

 

 

About a week ago she came over and the first thing she said to my mum was, Who will look after your girls if you were to go out tomorrow & get ran over and die :shock: She said she'll do it and she'll take care of my Disability Money :?

 

Today she came over with my uncle and she said she'll Finnish off the garden for an Extra £30 and the idiot my mum is she said OK :wall: (i would have been happy to do it for free, i find it pretty calming & the chickens could help :lol: )

 

And She WON'T shut up about getting married next year, She hasn't paid for a single things and has asked ALL the family members on my uncles side (including me) to pay for her wedding :|

 

 

Now my uncle makes a living of gardening,He charges £50, He does a great job, But she takes the money from him :notalk: About 2 weeks ago my uncle bought a 2nd hand laptop and she went bonkers, she chucked him out the house for a week :eh:

 

and the money he makes she only gives him £10 a week to pay for things like Cigarettes

 

 

OOOOh i could really poke her in the eye :shh::talk2hand:

 

 

Oh and to make things worse, she's coming to stay with us for 4 WEEKS when we move :cry::wall: I'm just really glad i have a Caravan :pray:

 

 

She doesn't like the chickens either, she called them rats with wings :evil:

 

 

Erm...i think this is my longest post on here :lol::lol:

 

 

Thanks for reading,

 

Raina.

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She did put her hand in a big pile of dog poo though :lol::lol:

 

OOOOh i could really poke her in the eye :shh::talk2hand:

Yep i have, No-One in our family likes her :think:

 

 

I did get my own-back in a way, I gave her all the eggs the chickens laid the week they ate dog poo :shh::whistle:

 

Raina.

 

You really made me laugh, don't get me wrong, I really sympathise with you but after I read your post and then Egluntine's "Note to self. Don't upset Raina". I nearly burst a blood vessel laughing :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Moving is mega stressful do you need her for 4 weeks? take a leaf out of her book and have swine flu for 2 and the caravan could be infested by mice, rats - take your pick - but don't have her for 4 weeks. i would be forced to commit airey karey if it were me - i could not cope with someone like that. :shameonu::shameonu:

If shes not married to your uncle then shes not really relative is she? Oh no no no - oh no

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My family have one of those aunties too she has unopened medicines in her house still bagged up! She has a copy of the BNF(Drug book) and obviously reads all teh side effects and ailments of every disease.

 

This is why the NHS has no money my batty aunt has it all, in her kitchen.

 

Perhaps we should get them together..just agree with her but continue to do what you please...I fully understand how annoying these aunties can be. Of course its everyone elses fault ... :wall: indie

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:lol::lol:

 

 

She's coming over to stay cuz she's coming on holiday (my uncles coming too)

 

 

Not sure where they are going to sleep though cuz it's a 2 bed house (i'm and living the the caravan :anxious: ) maybe the shed???? :think:

 

 

I think i've done much more vile things than that though, when i was little i made my sis eat worms to come & play with me in a wendy house :lol::oops:

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Lots of kids eat worms :D

 

If they are good enough for the chickens....... there again, having read what your chickens have eaten I may re-phrase that :vom:

 

Theres a pain in the rear end in every family, and if individuals don't know who it is, then its them :wink:

 

Chin up though Raina, with her taking all your uncles money and being Miss Demanding Pants over the wedding, perhaps he'll see the error of his ways before they tie the knot :D

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Make a cake and put mealworms in it - especially for her. Or let the chickens run riot all indoors. I sympathise. Stupid woman - rats with wings - doesn't stop her eating the eggs though.

My uncle's OH was similar. They were never married, but if you were ill, she was worse, my school (which was a grammar at the time) wasn't good enough and she wanted somewhere better for her children! I didn't invite her to my wedding because she would have slagged it off something chronic. My uncle didn't come under protest. Fine by me. And a relief to everyone else who didn't like her either.

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Does your aunt need glasses. Unless you have a funny looking bunch of chucks I have never thought a chuck looks like a rat. Now if you have bats theres a different story - just tell her next time "shoulda gone ta specsavers auntie" :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Especially once Raina's done poking her in the eye :wink:

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:lol::lol::lol:

 

Sorry, she sounds like a horrible woman but this story has made me laugh. It must be the way you tell 'em.

 

If she's taking advantage of your family's hospitality for 4 weeks maybe she will do things like the garden for nothing while she's with you - but unfortunately it doesn't sound like it. She'll probably expect to be waited on hand & foot because she is 'on holiday'.

 

I'm afraid I would be thinking of really :twisted: things to do to her.

 

Keep :D

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