4m x 3m Omlet pen, cube, new auto door still boxed and coop light

[Lesley]

This from a card I sent to my sister-in-law.......original by Annie Tempest.

 

In Times of Stress.....

 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change..

The courage to change the things I cannot accept..

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today,

because they got on my nerves.

 

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow...

 

Help me always to give 100%....

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday and

5% on Friday....

 

And help me to remember...

...When I'm having a bad day

and it seems like people are trying to wind me up....

 

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile.....

 

(.... but using more muscles burns more calories!)

[Egluntyne]

Marvellous. :lol:

 

I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

That's exactly what I thought, Egluntine .

 

I like it .

[Seagazer]

Very good - especially the wisdom to hide the bodies..... I'd quite like to do that to a near neighbour at the moment

[Tiggy]

I like that version better than the original

[chickencam]

[Chickvic]

I like that.

[Lesley]

Marvellous. :lol:

 

I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better!

 

That's what I thought when I saw it in the shop and I went to put it back

[Happy-Mama]

[mostin]

That's my kind of card

[Lewis]

I like the percentages, sounds about right

[Plum]

very good

[Scramble]

Love it

I think I'll e-mail that to my dad

[Valkyrie]

Stress? What's stress? Hahahahahahahahahaha choke!

 

I like the bit about hiding the bodies. So many many times this week and we are only on Tuesday. Trouble is they are indestructible in this household!

 

Very good Lesley.

[Christian]

Marvellous. :lol:

 

I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better!

 

That's what I thought when I saw it in the shop and I went to put it back

 

But I'm sure you carried on rearranging all the cards into size order.

[Lesley]

But I'm sure you carried on rearranging all the cards into size order.

 

I did - and put all the correct envelopes with cards