The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Tim, thanks for keepig me giggling yesterday afternoon, glad to hear that you got home safely though. I feel that we need to know more about those 'reckless underpants' though - it's been a while since we had a pants-led thread on here. Were they Omlet pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A chickychickychick-ENN!! Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged..... Major! I have no idea what kind of women you are meeting in these tiny undies, or how you are so knowledgeable about womenkind's entire knickerdraw, but I can assure you I am shocked! Shocked! Have you not heard of Bridget Jones Big Knickers?! They are BIG!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sorry to laugh at your misfortune Tim, it's been very entertaining for those of us happily wearing complete attire. Glad your journey was uneventful although, in the interests of our amusement, maybe you should have pinned an Omlet "I love Chickens" badge over the potentially offending area. My sister once advised me never to travel without a bucket and some string, as these will cover most emergencies. It's been good advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sheila, that reminds me of when Rosie was little and I never went anywhere without a potty and spare pants (hers, not mine!). I'm afraid that I fall into the 'skimpy drawers category' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged..... Major! I have no idea what kind of women you are meeting in these tiny undies, or how you are so knowledgeable about womenkind's entire knickerdraw, but I can assure you I am shocked! Shocked! Have you not heard of Bridget Jones Big Knickers?! They are BIG!!! Not only heard of them, but also seen them, and in wide screen format too, but they're still not a patch on a pair of blokes' boxer shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedusA Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This thread has had me in stitches (no pun intended, rabbitfluff). I have to confess that I'm also slightly disappointed it didn't have a racier end, but glad you got home without being arrested and with nothing more than a few icy blasts in inappropriate places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovemarmite Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 before i lived with my husband i once got stranded at his house with no clean underwear. So i ended up wearing his boxers. The.y are lovely and comfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ....although, in the interests of our amusement, maybe you should have pinned an Omlet "I love Chickens" badge over the potentially offending area. Didn't notice this bit of the post until now. Must say, though, that such an action would be markedly open to misinterpretation. To quote the late, great Tom Lehrer: "...his educational career began interestingly enough in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I have spent a wonderful few minutes reading all the posts and have been crying with laughter. Not just at the embarassing situation(yes, I did laugh at that I'm afraid, although very sympathetically) but at all the fantastic humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You could always get some fur-lined underpants to keep you warm in case of other mishaps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Glad you got home safely. Have laughed all the way through this....I apologise create a Word document containing a black box that's about the same size as the page, print it off, fold the resulting page a couple of times (black outermost) until it's an appropriate size and then position it inside your trousers between you and the hole. The dark'll attract less attention and the paper'll keep most of the draught off. I agree...however you should just cover a tissue in ink..then "position it inside your trousers" Less deadly Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged..... Ah...I see your point, I think you are rather more knowledgable on men's underware than I am but you never know the "reckless choice of underpants" ...he could have been sporting a speedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ah...I see your point, I think you are rather more knowledgable on men's underware than I am but you never know the "reckless choice of underpants" ...he could have been sporting a speedo To be frank, cross dressing and posing pouches excepted, I didn't realise there was a reckless choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitfluff Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Then you've been lucky enough to never buy underwear from Matalan! Normally you get a bit of an overlapping flap at the crucial part, but Matalan you get 2 buttons and a gaping hole. There has been more than one incident of inadvertent flashing in the gym changing room! I should just point out Matalan pants are only for work days, not best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Glad you got home safely. Actually I think Arnies pants are a blooming good idea with this weather. Think you'd be much warmer with the fur than the numerous metal safety pins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Just want you all to know that my OH thought I was having a sudden attack and came running from the other room , but I was just hysterical from reading this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 (Didn't you read the title of this thread .) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Sorry , but OH does sympathise with those kind of pants. He says he knows how cheap pants skimp on buttons with sometimes embarrassing happenings . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I do hope that Mr Mostin hasn't been experiencing fallout... not in this weather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Before our holiday this yr in Spain I got ES 14 some new underwear. he likes the skimpy boxers - the name of which escapes me - anyway I grabbed these in Asda and off we went. One evening on our walk - he was fidgeting and pulling at his crotch and suddenly said "Mum where did you get these pants?" When i asked what was wrong it appeared things kept going skew- wiff if you get my meaning. The said pants are safely in the drawer. We did have a laugh. However it is healthier to keep certain areas of the body cooler on a man - in the present weather shouldn't be a prob should it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I do hope that Mr Mostin hasn't been experiencing fallout... not in this weather! whaaaaaaaaaaaaa , at least it keeps things fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little cluckers Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Sorry but had a good giggle too....por old you Tim On a different note - just followed your link and your photos are absolutely breathtaking. I wish I could take photos like that - they're amazing , well done!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Please, no Mostin Not in this weather, it's brass monkey cold out there. Naughty Lesley had bare legs in all that cold on Saturday morning... there I was with two pairs of socks on. Shame those hot flushes have finished; they kept me warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Why do you think I had bare legs - I still have 'power surges' (I did have an ankle length skirt and Ugg type boots on) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...