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Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged.....

 

Major! I have no idea what kind of women you are meeting in these tiny undies, or how you are so knowledgeable about womenkind's entire knickerdraw, but I can assure you I am shocked! :shock: Shocked! Have you not heard of Bridget Jones Big Knickers?! :shock: They are BIG!!!

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:lol::lol::lol: Sorry to laugh at your misfortune Tim, it's been very entertaining for those of us happily wearing complete attire.

Glad your journey was uneventful although, in the interests of our amusement, maybe you should have pinned an Omlet "I love Chickens" badge over the potentially offending area.

 

My sister once advised me never to travel without a bucket and some string, as these will cover most emergencies. It's been good advice. :D

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Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged.....

 

Major! I have no idea what kind of women you are meeting in these tiny undies, or how you are so knowledgeable about womenkind's entire knickerdraw, but I can assure you I am shocked! :shock: Shocked! Have you not heard of Bridget Jones Big Knickers?! :shock: They are BIG!!!

 

Not only heard of them, but also seen them, and in wide screen format too, but they're still not a patch on a pair of blokes' boxer shorts.

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....although, in the interests of our amusement, maybe you should have pinned an Omlet "I love Chickens" badge over the potentially offending area.

 

Didn't notice this bit of the post until now. Must say, though, that such an action would be markedly open to misinterpretation. To quote the late, great Tom Lehrer:

 

"...his educational career began interestingly enough in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day..."

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:lol:

 

Glad you got home safely.

 

:lol:

 

Have laughed all the way through this....I apologise :wink:

 

create a Word document containing a black box that's about the same size as the page, print it off, fold the resulting page a couple of times (black outermost) until it's an appropriate size and then position it inside your trousers between you and the hole. The dark'll attract less attention and the paper'll keep most of the draught off.

 

 

 

I agree...however you should just cover a tissue in ink..then "position it inside your trousers" :lol:

Less deadly :wink:

 

Ah, but that's because you lot are used to feminine underwear. If he wears boxers, then he's properly covered, but even blokes' briefs are nowhere near as brief as women's. Besides, he had an incentive for making sure the sharp bits were suitably arranged.....

 

Ah...I see your point, I think you are rather more knowledgable on men's underware than I am but you never know the "reckless choice of underpants" ...he could have been sporting a speedo :lol:

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Then you've been lucky enough to never buy underwear from Matalan! Normally you get a bit of an overlapping flap at the crucial part, but Matalan you get 2 buttons and a gaping hole. There has been more than one incident of inadvertent flashing in the gym changing room!

 

I should just point out Matalan pants are only for work days, not best!

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Before our holiday this yr in Spain I got ES 14 some new underwear. he likes the skimpy boxers - the name of which escapes me - anyway I grabbed these in Asda and off we went. One evening on our walk - he was fidgeting and pulling at his crotch and suddenly said "Mum where did you get these pants?" When i asked what was wrong it appeared things kept going skew- wiff if you get my meaning. The said pants are safely in the drawer. We did have a laugh. However it is healthier to keep certain areas of the body cooler on a man - in the present weather shouldn't be a prob should it? :lol:

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