The Dogmother Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Very good Chickpea - I'm a Johnny fan too. How about D I V O R C E by Tammy Winette Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty-Box Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 How about "Another One Bites The Dust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 How about Jackson by Jonny Cash? ( I love this song - but yes, probably very inappropriate!) We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout, We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out. I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around, Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson, Look out Jackson town. Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health. Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself, Yeah, go to Jackson; go comb your hair! Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson. See if I care. When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!) All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how, I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat. 'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson. "Goodbye," that's all she wrote. But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg. They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound, With your tail tucked between your legs, Yeah, go to Jackson, you big-talkin' man. And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan, Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout, We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went. I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact. Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back. Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout' And we've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 DEVIL WOMAN Hehehehe Not at all appropriate I know A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feemcg Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Lets Get Married by The Proclaimers My OH has suggested this to a few couples in a similar situation to your friend and the ones that have used it have loved it (very appropriate wording). He sends out a CD (with about a dozen song suggestions) to couples if they are having trouble picking a first waltz or want something thats a bit 'different'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 How about D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 How about "Another One Bites The Dust" No - that's my own personal song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Nice one Lesley!!!! How about 'If I Didnt Have You' by Randy Newman Its from Monsters Inc - one of my favourite films of all time!! Mo & I were planning to sing this at our wedding but chickened out at the last minute! (Sulley)If I were a rich man With a million or two (Mike)I'd live in a penthouse In a room, with a view (Sulley)And if I were handsome (No way) It could happen Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have Wouldn't have nothin (Mike)Can I tell you something? For years I have envied (You green with it) Your grace and your charm Everyone loves you, you know? (Yes I know I know I know) I must admit it Big guy you always come through I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you (Both)You and me together That's how it always should be One without the other Don’t mean nothing to me, nothing to me. (Mike)Ya I wouldn’t be nothin, (Aw now) If I didn’t have you to serve I’m just a punky little eyeball And a funky optic nerve Hey I never told you this Sometimes I get a little blue (Looks good on you) But I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have you, (Sulley)Let’s dance (haha) (Mike)Look Ma! I’m dancin! Would you let me lead? Look at that its two big guys who're light on their feet Don’t you dare dip me don’t you dare dip me don’t you dare dip me Ow I should have stretched (Sulley)Yes I wouldn’t be nothin If I didn’t have you (I know what you mean Sulley because) I wouldn’t know where to go (me too because I) Or know, what to do (why do you keep singin my part) (Both)I Don’t have to say it (Aw say it anyway) Cause we both know it's true I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have Wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have Youuuuu (Mike)One more time! Big one! (Sulley)Don’t have to say it (Mike)Where’d everybody come from? (Sulley)Oh we both know its true (Mike)Let’s take it home big guy (Both)I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have I wouldn’t have nothin if I didn’t have You, you, you! A-E-I-O that means you Ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 FABULOUS suggestions folks! (I love "Devil woman suggestion!) I thought of some more to add to my friend's list - God only knows - beach boys I got u babe - sonny and cher And then he kissed me - the crystals? Macho Man - village people Another 1 bites the dust - Queen Que Sera Sera (spelling?) keep them coming and thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Not sure if itsbeen said but how about lets face the music and dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think they should play that Frog chorus song....no-one would expect it - but everyone could sing along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I think they should play that Frog chorus song....no-one would expect it - but everyone could sing along! Excellent Looney What about "Stuck in the middle with you" Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, sounds like evryone sitting in the church!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "I get around" by The Beach Boys and I think this is PERFECT......... "lets stick together" by Roxy Music And now the marriage vow is very sacred the man put us together now you ought to make it stick together come on come on lets stick together you know we made a vow not to leave one another ever I know its not a "funny" song, but it is a fun song, as well as a darn good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 they're on the list ! thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 had a thought (dangerous I know!) If it's a wedding and they want to keep the guests amused then there's a song that's perfect for the event, the music video was created around the wedding theme and the dance routine is easily performed by all with minimal training. ... ... .... Tragedy - by STEPS! A xx ps I can teach the dance routine if needed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richard T Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Good one Andrew. Or what about the Bacharach and David song "Wives and Lovers". The lyrics are: Hey, little girl, Comb your hair, fix your make-up. Soon he will open the door. Don't think because There's a ring on your finger, You needn't try any more For wives should always be lovers, too. Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you. I'm warning you. Day after day, There are girls at the office, And men will always be men. Don't send him off With your hair still in curlers. You may not see him again. For wives should always be lovers, too. Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you. He's almost here. Hey, little girl Better wear something pretty, something you'd wear to go to the city. And dim all the lights, Pour the wine, start the music. Time to get ready for love. Oh, time to get ready, Time to get ready, Time to get ready For love. Wise words mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Blimey...that one hasn't stood the test of time in term of "PC"ness. Perhaps us girls on the forum should try to compose the equivalent for husbands!! I'll go first! "Don't invite your mother to stay before discussing it wih me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I quite agree Egluntine - and could it include "please shave at the weekends" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 And may I add "No blowing off in bed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I don't think I'll even try to steer this back on topic It is all very relevant to people getting married - and I bet the Ministers don't always chat about all these little things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Perhaps it deserves to be in its own thread! OK - I've moved all the chat to another topic - back on topic in this one then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
