LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Someone started this on another forum. It looked fun so I thought I'd start it here too... Instructions - State that the wish of your previous poster came true (e.g. 'Wish granted') - Describe how the previous person's wish will go wrong if it came true - Post your own wish -The wishes don't have to be true, in fact it will be better if people make them as far fetched as possible otherwise we'll end up repeating the boring ones like 'I wish I had a bigger house' or 'I wish I had lots of money'. Example: I wish I could go back in time to the Roman period. Granted - However you get killed, so you cease to be in your present time. Any kids you have don't exist, and your parents do not remember you. I hope that makes sense... I wish lived in an Eglu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted : however you'll get cramp every night because you're squashed & you'll miss a toilet. I wish : my lovely OH hadn't bought home a pink & flouncy blouse he thought I'd like. I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but now he buys you trousers made out of exactly the same material. I wish half term was longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted - but then you get double the amount of homework set I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but now you can't walk. I wish I could drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you're going to put on weight and have no money left! I wish my cat could talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted; but cats being cats, god knows what 'cats are superior to humans' type of talk will come out of her mouth! That could shatter your relationship with her forever... I wish the laundry would clean itself & put itself away all by itself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but now you have loads of clothes whizzing round your house, getting in the way and tripping you up! I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted : however that makes you feel nauseous every morning I wish I could live in Hobbiton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you'd miss all the great attractions in London I wish I was a lady of leisure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted. But you end up shopping all the time and constantly skint. I wish I had a kitchen tap that could dispense Mr Whippy icecream and that my fridge had a never ending supply of Flakes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldstar Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted. But if you leave the tap running it will clog the drain and as lovely as it would be to have all those flakes you will get sick of them. I wish my house would clean itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 granted! But you'll be the size of a house, with Diabetes, and no teeth...... I wish I could get a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but your dog is invisible I wish I had super powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but one of them is to hear what people are thinking as opposed to what they're saying I wish I was a sniper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but your gun is a water pistol. I wish everything I touched turned to gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted. But spending a penny becomes an enormous problem. I wish Jonny Depp would drop at my feet and promise eternal love {sigh} (Hang on, will a few of these help?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but he refuses to act normally and instead spends his life as Captain Jack Sparrow. You are forced to sell your home to buy a boat. I wish I was Barack Obama's dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you get fed up being called Bark Obama so run amok leaving presents on the lawn and end up swapping the Whitehouse for the Doghouse I wish there was a vegetable that tasted just like smokey bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but it's the only food you're allowed to eat for the rest of your life. I wish I went to Hogwarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you are a death eater and sent to Azkaban I wish pets didn't poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, they just pee twice as much to compensate. I wish I could play the fiddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but it has to go somewhere - they just inflate like a balloon and get bigger and bigger and bigger untill KABOOM! Eww mess everywhere I wish I could sell my house, buy a massive boat and sail off into the sunset with Jonny Depp dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you sail off into the arctic circle. I hope you packed a scarf! I wish I was a time lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you have the weight of the universe on your shoulders and have to wear a bow tie. I wish I had a small holding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
