HarrisonFamily Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted - you have no cold but a super sense of smell which can be good but think of trying to clean those chickens out... I wish to share a bath of jelly with Jonny Wilkinson.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted but it turns out the jelly is aspic and the bath is the communal one in the changing room and it becomes your worst anxiety dream! I wish the weekend hadn't flown by so quickly and it wasn't Sunday evening already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 granted! but think of the horrible mundane things that you had to do in that time, do you ever want to make them last even longer? I wish that my wills & probate assignment was handed in, by me & perfect in every sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted, but the assignment is so good and you are in such demand that you end up doing only wills and probate for the rest of your life and even your chickens find you boring and disown you. I wish I could work out how to use my new Blackberry. Aaaaargh!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted - but then it breaks and you have to work out how to use a HTC. I wish I didn't have a maths exam in half an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted- but it's tomorrow instead so you have another night of worrying to get through (best of luck by the way!). I wish I hadn't suddenly developed hayfever this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted: but what are you going to do with all those extra pills an tissues you've stockpiled I wish my son hadn't dyed his hair the same colour as Orville the Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted but it's now coloured and styled EXACTLY like Marge Simpsons'. I wish I had an x-ray-vision eye on the end of my index finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted, but you trapped the finger in the door and it doesnt work anymore - its just heavy... i wish that i could run my half marathon really easily and fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted; but the organisers find out about your steriod use & you get busted! I wish my chicken house was up & finished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted - it gets built, but your house falls down! I wish that I had more chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted: but then there'd be fewer (or none) for the rest of us! I wish the weather would just be mild and comfortable ALL the time instead of freezing and wet one day and 30 degrees the next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted: but then the weather ends up like on pleasantville and everything ends up black and white and shades of grey..... I wish that there was life on Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted - but then we find out that their main source of protein is chicken and they've run out on Mars.......... I wish there was no violence ANYWHERE in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted, but then no one would be able to demolish buildings or walls that werent wanted and the world would become really cluttered with old rotten buildings I wish that my tea was cooked already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted: but then you wouldn't be on the forum! I wish I could think of an 'I wish' that no-one could answer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted but then... the game stops I wish I was a little bit taller... (would help lower my BMI ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 granted, but you would have to duck as you went though doors, and you would hurt your head. I wish that I had a tv in my bedroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted but it's blaring out, the remote is broken and the off switch doesn't work. No sleep for you then! I wish... Victor Meldrew was my grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Granted, but you "don't believe it" I wish diesel was cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Granted - but now there's a charge for entering and exiting the petrol station. I wish I hadnt got up late this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Granted - but now you're refreshed & have no bags under your eyes. I wish I could finish my knitting before tomorrow - to impress my knitting club! Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Granted - but knitting club is postponed until next month I wish I had a venus fly trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 granted- but then you'd have to see all that dead and decay. YUK I wish my 3 suit cases full of dirty washing would be washed and all the stuff from holiday put away (in fact I wish I were still on holiday ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 granted- but then you'd have to see all that dead and decay. YUK I wish my 3 suit cases full of dirty washing would be washed and all the stuff from holiday put away (in fact I wish I were still on holiday ) sorry holiday brain just realised venus fly trap is a plant so granted but then you'd have to water it and have flies around for it to feed on wish as above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
