snowberry Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted - but you get non-stop texts asking if you'd like all your debts wiped out and it uses up all your battery I wish I could stop sneezing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted but only cos your nose fell off I wish my friend was back from holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted! Only you get a phone call to say you've won a luxury holiday with first class flights before joining your ship for a cruise around the Hawaiian islands.. and your flight departs as theirs arrives back home I wish my pizza was properly cooked and the base wasn't chewy and flour-ry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted but you become an expert pizza chef and put on 2 stone eating your yummy pizzas. I wish it was tomorrow morning so I could be cuddling our two new kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted but you are too tired to play with them as no nights sleep I wish my poor nephew wasn't teething Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 granted...but you have to pay up all the money he will lose in Tooth Fairy Visits! I wish I hadn't left my mobile phone charger at work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted - but your mobile just transmits white noise from a parallel universe ( I've watched too much Fringe) I wish I could watch the next series of Fringe now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Granted but you have to tell me what Fringe is I wish I hadn't replied because I can't think of a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Kind of granted - sci fi prog along the lines of x files I wish Plum would watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Cheers I wish I could be a character from Fringe and have lots of exciting adventures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy ben grace Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Granted, but you will soon get bored of all your adventures and become an out of work actor! I wish my hubby could find a good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Granted, but he has to work 20 hour a day and you never see him (actually I hope your husband gets a good job soon too been there - done that - not fun ) I wish that I could get down town and back with out it chucking it down with rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 granted - but we never have rain again, and have constant drought with masses of problems in food production etc etc DOOM N GLOOM! I wish I could shift the migraine I've had since lunchtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted but you get a boil on your bottom. I wish I could safely go round corners on my bicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witzend Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 granted but then you forget how to go in a straight line and go round in circles for the rest of your life! I wish my wishes would come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 granted, but some of them are quite bizarre and very scary I wish that I had a million pounds to buy that small holding that ive seen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 Granted, but you spend every single penny that you own on it, and you end up having to sell it just so that you can afford food , utility bills etc. I wish my rat breeder would reply to my email It's been 5 days! I want to know if I'm getting ratties! (If you're reading this, sorry, I didn't mean it I'm just excited ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Granted but she says you can't have your rats . I wish I didn't have to help at over 60s club today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Granted but then all the over 60s come knocking on your door wanting lunch. I wish the agents wern't coming to inspect our house today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy ben grace Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 granted, but then you wont sell your house and move into the perfect house with a massive garden for lots of chickens! I wish i could book myself into an hotel for a day to give myself a rest from my 3 small children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Granted but then when you get home, the house has been trashed, theyve moved the chickens into the house and they refuse to come out of the Cube! I wish my husband hadnt fallen down the stairs and put his foot straight through the stair basket, leaving it 'open ended'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smanners Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Granted; An open ended stair basket becomes the new trend and you win the ' designer of the year' prize I wish that I hadn't been told that my job is officially at risk and I am to be redeployed after 25 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Granted but then you realise you have a lot more time to play with your chickens whilst searching for a new job! (and with that many Eglus, you could start your own chicken holiday park!) I wish I hadnt had to wait for 45 minutes in the dentist this morning before asking if I'd been forgotten, then being told they got me mixed up with someone else and that oops, my appointment is in fact, TOMORROW!! Grrrrrr....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rhode Island Red Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Granted; You didn't have to wait the 45 minutes, but when the dentist saw to you, he found numerous cavaties in your teeth I wish my hen house cleaned out itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Granted but then you wouldnt be able to check the girls poo thus missing any dodgy ones and they might get worms I wish the Indian restaurant down the road would bring me a curry - hungry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
