Alis girls Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted - but you enjoyed it didnt you. I wish I had a new bottle of Pimms - just emptied ours nom nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggasperated Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted - but the top is super glued shut. I wish I could follow all the Pilates teachers instructions without forgetting to breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted: but then you won't finish your classes on that strange little high & you won't go back & you'll lose all your muscle tone. I wish the pigeons wouldn't eat all the bird seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted, but now all of the little birds are too fat to fly. I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted - but...but... ermm... you become spoilt and selfish, so lose all your friends I wish I had a coffee right now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted, but it's too milky/ not enough milk/ too sugary/ not enough sugar and it tastes horrible! I wish I could think of something to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted, but you'll be awake all night! I wish my garden was self-weeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Granted, but it's self flower-removing too! I wish I could draw well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, but the Ciestin chapel needs repainting and the pope has asked for you, it will take you years! I wish I could be invisible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted (mods remove her avatar ) but then your chickens keep missing your lap. I wish Florence would stop hissing at my new kitten - Meggett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 granted (is Florence another cat?) but you like a good cat fight i wish I could have a good hair day instead of looking like a cross between lady Ga ga and worzel gumage GRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted....but you only get the one day that you specified. I wish I hadn't just burnt the croissants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted but you find mould on your jam I wish my dog would walk himself this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted - but he's not smart enough to find his way home I wish my TV worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted - but then he would spend all of his his wages on DVDs I wish it would stop raining during the day and only rain at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted - but then you'll never see another rainbow I wish my OH didn't snore *yawn* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, instead he starts sleepwalking amd somehow manages to play the drums while he's still asleep. I wish for happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted but because you feel happy all the time it will feel ordinary because you have no unhappiness to compare it to so you will feel miserable I wish I could stop the aging clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, but only because you're frozen inside a huge block of ice. I wish I had never started this thread. (I don't, I just couldn't think of anything else to wish for ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, but I'd be sad as it's given me a really good laugh, and I love your imaginative responses I wish I didn't have to clean out the walk in runs today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 granted - but your chickens end up knee deep in curry poos I wish that I could have another week off school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, but after that you never get a week off ever again. I wish chocolate was a health food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 granted, but you feel sick if you eat too much of it. I wish that the sun could shine everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted, but it's so hot that your hair sets on fire every time you step outside. I wish could lie in until 3PM every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Granted but you wouldnt be able to sleep at night I wish I could give up nursing and do something really exciting - mind gone blank have to say LCL YS and I played this the other night when I was putting him to bed (hes 10) I taught him how to play however some of his wishes were lets say rudish - His I wish I could pop (using another word ) had me giggling. Thnaks for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...