Wanted - Eglu Cube Mk1 Roosting Bars

[Alis girls]

Granted - but you enjoyed it didnt you.

 

I wish I had a new bottle of Pimms - just emptied ours nom nom

[Eggasperated]

Granted - but the top is super glued shut.

 

I wish I could follow all the Pilates teachers instructions without forgetting to breathe.

[patsylabrador]

Granted: but then you won't finish your classes on that strange little high & you won't go back & you'll lose all your muscle tone.

 

I wish the pigeons wouldn't eat all the bird seed.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but now all of the little birds are too fat to fly.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[Sam]

Granted - but...but... ermm... you become spoilt and selfish, so lose all your friends

 

I wish I had a coffee right now !

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it's too milky/ not enough milk/ too sugary/ not enough sugar and it tastes horrible!

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Olly]

Granted, but you'll be awake all night!

 

I wish my garden was self-weeding.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it's self flower-removing too!

 

I wish I could draw well

[chuckmum6]

Granted, but the Ciestin chapel needs repainting and the pope has asked for you, it will take you years!

 

I wish I could be invisible

[Plum]

Granted (mods remove her avatar ) but then your chickens keep missing your lap.

 

I wish Florence would stop hissing at my new kitten - Meggett.

[Alis girls]

granted (is Florence another cat?) but you like a good cat fight

 

i wish I could have a good hair day instead of looking like a cross between lady Ga ga and worzel gumage GRRRRRRRRR

[snowberry]

Granted....but you only get the one day that you specified.

I wish I hadn't just burnt the croissants!

[Henchanted]

Granted but you find mould on your jam

 

I wish my dog would walk himself this morning

[Sam]

Granted - but he's not smart enough to find his way home

 

I wish my TV worked

[Henchanted]

Granted - but then he would spend all of his his wages on DVDs

 

I wish it would stop raining during the day and only rain at night

[Goosey Lucy]

Granted - but then you'll never see another rainbow

 

I wish my OH didn't snore *yawn*

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, instead he starts sleepwalking amd somehow manages to play the drums while he's still asleep.

 

I wish for happiness.

[Henchanted]

Granted but because you feel happy all the time it will feel ordinary because you have no unhappiness to compare it to so you will feel miserable

 

I wish I could stop the aging clock

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but only because you're frozen inside a huge block of ice.

 

I wish I had never started this thread.

(I don't, I just couldn't think of anything else to wish for )

[Space Chick]

Granted, but I'd be sad as it's given me a really good laugh, and I love your imaginative responses

 

I wish I didn't have to clean out the walk in runs today

[Couperwife]

granted - but your chickens end up knee deep in curry poos

 

I wish that I could have another week off school

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but after that you never get a week off ever again.

 

I wish chocolate was a health food

[Couperwife]

granted, but you feel sick if you eat too much of it.

 

I wish that the sun could shine everyday

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it's so hot that your hair sets on fire every time you step outside.

 

I wish could lie in until 3PM every day

[Alis girls]

Granted but you wouldnt be able to sleep at night

 

I wish I could give up nursing and do something really exciting - mind gone blank

 

 

have to say LCL YS and I played this the other night when I was putting him to bed (hes 10) I taught him how to play however some of his wishes were lets say rudish - His I wish I could pop (using another word ) had me giggling. Thnaks for this