New hens not going into Eglu Go Up

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it is 100 miles away from where you live!

 

I wish I owned a copy of every book ever published.

[chuckmum6]

Granted, but you have to build all the flat pack bookcases to fit the books on.

 

I wished holidays lasted forever!

[Tutti Frutti]

Granted but you don't get paid for the work you no longer do!

 

I wish my chickens were housetrained and didn't like grass.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but they keep your house for themselves, and make you live in the garden!

 

I wish I had feet made out of paint. I would make brightly coloured footprints wherever I went.

[Tutti Frutti]

Granted but replacing ruined socks is costing you a packet.

 

I wish I could discover an egyptian pharaoh's long lost tomb.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted but, finding it is your life's work. You spend years digging around in the sand, and only discover it when you are 117 years old.

 

I wish I could have purple eyes

[Tutti Frutti]

Granted but you have a matching nose.

 

I wish i hadn't cut my thumb when making my bee hotel (as shown on Springwatch!)...

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but you cut your whole hand off instead!

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Ziggy]

Granted, but he gets a cough and sets your house on fire.

 

I wish the lawn mowed itself.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it never stops. It gets shorter and shorter until it just dies.

 

I wish I could jump really high.

[craftyhunnypie]

Granted - but you might jump into orbit.

 

I wish I could have magic knitting needles, that finished garments!

 

Emma.x

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but the needles are so fast that you have to spend your life savings on wool!

 

I wish I owned London.

[Sam]

Granted - but if anything goes wrong you will get the blame

 

I wish I had the voice of Adele

[Alis girls]

Granted but you would own me and Patsy labrourerdoor and other "Londoners"

I wish I was a fly and could sneak into peoples house and spy on them

[LuckyChickenLover-]

I wish I had the voice of Adele

Granted, but then you can't talk, you can only sing.

 

I wish I was a fly and could sneak into peoples house and spy on them

Granted, but you get eaten by a spider.

 

I wish I never had to brush my hair.

[Eggasperated]

Granted - but of course it's because it's all fallen out.

 

I wish I had more hours in my day.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but now days are 2400 hours long....

 

I wish I could go to sleep

[Angie]

Granted ... but now you suffer with narcolepsi,

 

I wish i could have more ice-cream and not put on weight.

[Eggasperated]

Granted, but Heston Blumenthal makes all the ice-cream flavours.

 

I wish I could walk in high heel shoes.

[sadietoo]

granted, but now every one else is only 2 ft tall and they can't hear what you are saying

 

 

I wish it was summer all the time

[Sam]

Granted - but you're forced to wear 6 inch heels for the rest of your life...

 

I wish I could see in the dark

[chickenNutter]

Granted, but you have to wear them for everything including gardening, cleaning out the chickens, going hiking, going to the gym etc.

 

I wish I lived in the little white cottage on the side of the fell in Little Langdale in the Lakes that I saw yesterday on our walk, that had peace and quiet, a beautiful view and loads of room for chooks. (sigh)

[chickenNutter]

Ooops! Double post.

[sadietoo]

I wish I lived in the little white cottage on the side of the fell in Little Langdale in the Lakes that I saw yesterday on our walk, that had peace and quiet, a beautiful view and loads of room for chooks. (sigh)

 

Granted but it rains all the time...

 

I wish someone woulld tell me why it can't be summer all the time....

[patsylabrador]

Granted but they turn out to be weather geeks and bore you to sobs

 

I wish my thighs wouldn't get cramp on the motorbike