LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but it is 100 miles away from where you live! I wish I owned a copy of every book ever published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you have to build all the flat pack bookcases to fit the books on. I wished holidays lasted forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you don't get paid for the work you no longer do! I wish my chickens were housetrained and didn't like grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but they keep your house for themselves, and make you live in the garden! I wish I had feet made out of paint. I would make brightly coloured footprints wherever I went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but replacing ruined socks is costing you a packet. I wish I could discover an egyptian pharaoh's long lost tomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but, finding it is your life's work. You spend years digging around in the sand, and only discover it when you are 117 years old. I wish I could have purple eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you have a matching nose. I wish i hadn't cut my thumb when making my bee hotel (as shown on Springwatch!)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you cut your whole hand off instead! I wish I had a pet dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but he gets a cough and sets your house on fire. I wish the lawn mowed itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but it never stops. It gets shorter and shorter until it just dies. I wish I could jump really high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted - but you might jump into orbit. I wish I could have magic knitting needles, that finished garments! Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but the needles are so fast that you have to spend your life savings on wool! I wish I owned London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted - but if anything goes wrong you will get the blame I wish I had the voice of Adele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but you would own me and Patsy labrourerdoor and other "Londoners" I wish I was a fly and could sneak into peoples house and spy on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 I wish I had the voice of Adele Granted, but then you can't talk, you can only sing. I wish I was a fly and could sneak into peoples house and spy on them Granted, but you get eaten by a spider. I wish I never had to brush my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggasperated Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted - but of course it's because it's all fallen out. I wish I had more hours in my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but now days are 2400 hours long.... I wish I could go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted ... but now you suffer with narcolepsi, I wish i could have more ice-cream and not put on weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggasperated Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but Heston Blumenthal makes all the ice-cream flavours. I wish I could walk in high heel shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 granted, but now every one else is only 2 ft tall and they can't hear what you are saying I wish it was summer all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted - but you're forced to wear 6 inch heels for the rest of your life... I wish I could see in the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted, but you have to wear them for everything including gardening, cleaning out the chickens, going hiking, going to the gym etc. I wish I lived in the little white cottage on the side of the fell in Little Langdale in the Lakes that I saw yesterday on our walk, that had peace and quiet, a beautiful view and loads of room for chooks. (sigh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Ooops! Double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 I wish I lived in the little white cottage on the side of the fell in Little Langdale in the Lakes that I saw yesterday on our walk, that had peace and quiet, a beautiful view and loads of room for chooks. (sigh) Granted but it rains all the time... I wish someone woulld tell me why it can't be summer all the time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Granted but they turn out to be weather geeks and bore you to sobs I wish my thighs wouldn't get cramp on the motorbike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
