2025 Omlet tractor Go Up with 5m run and new boxed auto door and covers. £950 for bundle

[patsylabrador]

Granted but you get addicted to BASE jumping & spend the rest of your life jumping off high things.

 

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders

[LuckyChickenLover-]

I have to say LCL YS and I played this the other night when I was putting him to bed (hes 10) I taught him how to play however some of his wishes were lets say rudish - His I wish I could pop (using another word ) had me giggling. Thnaks for this

No problem

 

Granted, but you now love spiders so much that you get 5 pet tarantulas. No one else wants to come to your house anymore so you become lonely.

 

I wish I was the queen.

[Sageandonion]

Granted but then you'd be married to Prince Phillip and he's far too old for you.

 

I wish I was still on holiday and not up to my eyes in washing

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but you're only on half board, so you end up washing up after lunch anyway.

 

I wish I was a mod so that I could ban anyone that ruined my wishes!

[Snowy]

Granted - but ruining wishes is not in the forum rules anyway, so you can't ban them for that!

 

I wish I had a Bell Tent!

[Couperwife]

Granted - but the bell clangs all night and keep everyone awake

 

I wish that piperkit wouldnt claw my face at 3am when she wants to go outside/have some dinner

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted...she does it at 2am

 

I wish some of my wishes would come true

[Henchanted]

Granted- but its the one where you ask for the grass to be blue and the sky green ..... and you wake up knee deep in vomit from all the nausea caused......be careful what you wish for

 

I wish I could skip past the terrible teens with my children.

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, your kids are all now 40 years old. (Sorry )

 

I wish it wasn't raining

[Sam]

(Granted - but then I can't test if my new WIR roof is working properly )

----it is now hailing.

 

I wish I had a pet cow

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but she's lonely so you end up getting a whole herd of Holsteins that live in your back garden. Unfortunately they are all afraid of grass, so they move in with you. After that they realise that they like the taste of carpets, furnature, wallpaper, cushions, curtains etc

 

I wish I was the Doctor's companion

[Sam]

Granted - but something goes wrong and you look like this

 

I wish I had a rolls royce

[Snowy]

Granted - it's a thing of beauty but costs £200 to fill with petrol and only does 5 miles per gallon

 

I wish my dog wasn't playing with a very loud squeaky toy whilst we are trying to watch a film

[emily95]

Granted - but now they play with it whilst you are trying to get to sleep

 

I wish I didnt have a maths exam tomorrow.

[Goosey Lucy]

Granted - but you have 2 the next day.

I wish I hadn't seen a rat in the garden last night

[LuckyChickenLover-]

You and me both Emily

 

Granted, you saw a dinosuar instead!

 

I wish I was a ninja!

[Sam]

Me 3! & DT

 

Granted - but you have no non-ninja friends

 

I wish I had more m+ms

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted. 8 tonnes of M&Ms will be dumped on your driveway tomorrow morning.

 

I wish my car was a transformer.

[emily95]

Granted - But it transforms into a kite and gets blown away.

 

I wish there was some chocolate in the house...

[Couperwife]

granted - but the chocolate is 3 years out of date and all green and furry

 

I wish that my house was tidy

[Space Chick]

Granted, but it's because you have no belongings anymore

 

I wish I could understand what my baby nephew was saying

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but he says stuff like "BRING ME FOOD, NOW!"

 

I wish it I wasn't so cold right now. Brrrrr

[BarbaraJ]

granted: you are always hot but we have a permanent heatwave

 

I wish I could holiday somewhere exotic every year

[witzend]

granted: your chooks will have died because you weren't around and/or didn't have the money to keep them

 

I wish I could wake up in the mornings without feeling like I've only just gone to bed......even though it was actually 9 hours before!

[chuckmum6]

Granted, you now work nights so sleep in the day!

 

I wish I wasn't going down with a cold, sniff sniff