Wanted - Eglu Cube Mk1 Roosting Bars

[craftyhunnypie]

Granted - the fairy has sprayed all your clothes with fabreeze & scattered sand on the floor with a blow up paddling pool for you.. She couldn't quite manage the weather - because her wand broke!

I wish this flippin' cold would go!!

Emma.x

[Goosey Lucy]

Granted - but you are now immune to catching another cold again so become a subject of a lifelong scientific study and you spend your days cooped up in a laboratory.

 

I wish I didn't have to write school reports.

[witzend]

granted - but then your current students would never progress and you'd end up teaching them FOREVER

 

I wish I'd no housework/pressing problems so I could go to sleep NOW

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, you go to sleep and don't wake up for 100 years

 

I wish the I could sleep for only a few hours yet still not feel tired.

[Plum]

Granted but you go to sleep every few hours and wake up feeling refreshed with a tap on your head pouring cold water over you

 

I all the roads were grassed

[fluffy chick]

good thread

 

granted but you get stuck in mud in your car whenever it rains!

 

I wish we never invented money and we swapped trades and skills instead.

[chuckmum6]

Granted, but a large chunk of the population have no skills to trade, so die out leave a very small gene pool.

 

I wish my husband didn't snore so loudly and I could sleep!!!!!!!!!

[snowberry]

Granted! But you end up sleeping in every morning, are late for work and eventually get the sack....

 

I wish I could understand Excel, I'm never going to pass the exam next week!

[fluffy chick]

Ok but then you get to your exam and all the questions are based on another program!

 

I wish I could make time stand still so I could have a lay in every morning and get enough time to get all my work done and keep the house clean!

[snowberry]

Granted! however, the wish gets a glitch & all you ever do is have a lie & then a whole day of housework....no time to enjoy yourself....sigh!

 

I wish I had not nosy neighbours!

[chuckmum6]

Granted, but they are now so indifferent they don't see the burglars making off with all you stuff.

 

I wish all the nice things to eat didn't make you fat

[witzend]

granted: but then the slugs and snails would grow to enourmous sizes by eating all the unwanted salad stuff and you would 'skate' on their slime trails

 

Wish I could find a decent male dance partner !

[ClaireG]

Granted: But he is such a slime ball it makes you sick everytime you dance with him!

I wish my teeth didn't hurt,i didn't fee lsick all the time, my blood sugars and blood pressure were normal and i could go to sleep.

[witzend]

Granted - but then everyone would hate you cos you were the only one!

 

I wish I stop feeling as if I'd had NO sleep!

[craftyhunnypie]

Granted - you are now immortal & sleep all day.

I wish the caravan would pack itself!

Emma.x

[witzend]

Granted but it overpacks itself and they you couldn't enjoy driving at 60mph on the Mway and/or blocking the country lanes - LOL

 

I wish I could earn enough in 2 days work instead of having to work 5

[Space Chick]

Granted but that 2 days work is so exhausting you have to sleep the other 3 anyway so have no more time.

 

I wish my cat didn't leave dead mice for the chickens to eat

[Love Pets]

Granted but then your cat will eat the chickens

 

I wish I had 300 indian runner ducks!

[Space Chick]

Granted, but they run and poo around your house.

 

I wish I could sex my chicks right now

[Sam]

Granted - they're all cockerels

 

I wish it was dark now

[poppy ben grace]

Granted, but then it would be winter again and freezing cold.

 

I wish we had a smallholding.

[Space Chick]

Granted, but it's all overgrown and will take you years to get it workable.

 

I wish I could have a lie in before a week Saturday

[witzend]

granted but then you over sleep and miss whatever it is you wanted to do

 

I wish there was something mildly interesting on TV at the mo

[Tutti Frutti]

Granted. 60 minute makover was on ITV when you posted but... it was filmed in YOUR house - interesting viewing for the rest of us but hugely embarrassing for you, as we got to peek in all your drawers Plus everything fell down or peeled off 60 minutes after the camera crew left

 

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky...

[Sam]

(I hate 60 minute makeover... never let them near my house!!!!)

 

Granted - but you don't stop, and go into orbit

 

I wish my iPhone worked