Wanted - Eglu Cube Mk1 Roosting Bars

[Space Chick]

Granted, but now you can no longer use a car.

 

I wish I could lose 3 stone instantly

[Plum]

Granted but you also wish it wasn't from your ring.

 

I wish I could have a week off work

[Space Chick]

Granted but its because you are Ill with the flu.

 

I wish I could win the lottery and buy a house with land

[Plum]

Granted but you accidently give it to me

 

I wish I could be given a house in the country with land

[craftyhunnypie]

Granted - I'll share my house & land with all. But you'd only get an inch each!

I wish someone I could have a portable incubator that I could just move , take on holiday etc & didn't need any electric!

Emma.x

[Plum]

Granted and all your creatures go broody (thanks for the inch )

 

I wish my hair was thicker

[A chickychickychick-ENN!!]

Granted but then you wouldn't be able to see out of it.

 

I wish I was in Suffolk.

[Olly]

Granted, but you're in the worst bit of Ipswich (don't know it that well, but I'm sure there is a 'worst' bit).

 

I wish I was better at DIY.

[Plum]

Granted but you cover all your doors with beautiful shelves and get carried away attaching new door handles they each have them from top to bottom and you can't remember which one to use.

 

I wish someone would do my washing up

[snowberry]

Granted

But I'd break all your best china

I wish I liked gardening

[Eggasperated]

Granted - but everything you do is ruined by free-ranging chickens.

 

I wish that I had known everything I know now when I was twenty.

[Plum]

Granted but you but your head is so full you aren't able to learn from it and forget your name and think you are the age you are now

 

I wish I had an elegant neck

[Alis girls]

granted - who wants to look like a giraffe

I wish I could sing and make money out of it

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but you sing as part of a Ceebeebies show.

 

I wish I could play an instrument

[craftyhunnypie]

Granted - but lugging that Double bass around gives you back ache

I wish I had a swimming pool

 

Emma.x

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but it is 5 miles wide but only 3cm deep.

 

I wish I had grass in my garden

[Plum]

Granted but you get arrested

 

I wish I was famous

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but you're famous for having three eyes, two noses and no mouth

 

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Plum]

Granted you now have gills that look like cauliflowers covered in pink mushrooms

 

I wish I could go back in time and do my homework

[Clur]

Granted - but you'd soon remember why you didn't do it in the first place!

 

I wish I hadn't had a blazing row with my husband on our anniversary, and am sat on the Omlet forum rather than going out for the day!!!

[Alis girls]

Granted - but alls fair in love and war - and making up aint hard to do

 

I wish my courgettes were ready like Martins (see self sufficient thread)

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted, but what are you going to do with all those courgettes? You have so many that you have to live on nothing but courgettes for three months.

 

I wish I would blend in to the background, like a chamelion.

[Alis girls]

Granted - but who wants to be a reptile

 

I wish I go in the sun and not get burnt or wrinkly

[LuckyChickenLover-]

Granted. The good news is that you don't get burnt or wrinkly because you're in a heat-proof rocket. The bad news is that you literally go into the sun

 

I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah.

[Olly]

Granted, but you have to live on raw granted, but you still can't catch your chickens!

 

I wish I hadn't had that extra drink last night ...