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Wow! An email from the FBI!

By Valkyrie, in The Nesting Box

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Valkyrie Cocka-doodle-loopy

Valkyrie

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Gosh I'm so lucky that I've inherited a huge fortune from Nigeria. Isn't it amazing! And all I have to do is to provide documents to prove it's nothing to do with terrorism and money laundering. The FBI fellow comes from the anti-terrorist and money laundry crimes division. I have to contact them (as per their instructions) to get the necessary documents as I don't have such a thing. The bank has used a secret diplomatic transit payment that the FBI refers to as STDP. Er, shouldn't it be SDTP? Tut tut you'd think the guy writing this important letter to me would know better wouldn't you!

And if it's money for me why send it to the USA first. Gosh they are really dopey in that Nigerian bank aren't they?

 

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Geoid Feathery Fanatic

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This was added on the end of an email I received:

 

IMPORTANT: This email remains the property of the Department of Defence and is subject to the jurisdiction of section 70 of the Crimes Act 1914. If you have received this email in error, you are requested to contact the sender and delete the email.

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Griffin Effusive Egg Layer

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I got this email this morning, my business acumen could be written on the back of a postage stamp with room to spare, so quite why I am the chosen one I have no idea :lol:

 

I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman

of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation,

I have a business of what of Twenty Two million Five

Hundred Thousand United State Dollars plan to

share with you.

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Valkyrie Cocka-doodle-loopy

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Methinks the Chairman of the HKSBC needs to be reported for embezzlement! Cor you just can't trust these people can you!

 

Seems they are on the prowl again because OH had a letter in the post from Mr Kaito Yoshi at the Senshu Bank Japan. Apparently Mr Hammin Leach requested the bank to invest $18.5 million dollars in a portfolio which Mr Yoshi was able to do with much expertise. Sadly OH's distant relative died leaving a fortune. Mizuho Corporate Bank was involved but said the money hadn't been claimed. So Yoshi is willing to do a deal with OH - by splitting the funds in half or the money will revert to the state. He is a family man with a wife and children and says "Ooops, word censored!"ody will get hurt in this and it's a nothing ventured nothing gained deal. Oh and "riches never come easy or on a platter of gold". You've just gotta smirk here!

 

OH said he should be reported for nicking money from his bank!

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