Valkyrie Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Gosh I'm so lucky that I've inherited a huge fortune from Nigeria. Isn't it amazing! And all I have to do is to provide documents to prove it's nothing to do with terrorism and money laundering. The FBI fellow comes from the anti-terrorist and money laundry crimes division. I have to contact them (as per their instructions) to get the necessary documents as I don't have such a thing. The bank has used a secret diplomatic transit payment that the FBI refers to as STDP. Er, shouldn't it be SDTP? Tut tut you'd think the guy writing this important letter to me would know better wouldn't you! And if it's money for me why send it to the USA first. Gosh they are really dopey in that Nigerian bank aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 oooh, you gonna share your fortune??? how lucky you are!!!! cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm sure it was a misprint of my name. Now how can I spend it. I expect I will have to pay for my necessary documents. Aha, a nice smallholding sooner rather than later! Of course I'll send everyone a chookie present. Tis only fair that my pals receive a little something from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 You will have to send them a £200 processing fee no doubt. Still, that's a drop in the ocean compared to the fortune awaiting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 Cor £200 what a ripoff! Still you are right - mere pittance compared with all the lubly jubly I would be getting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I think you were supposed to keep it Top Secret.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Wonder how guilable they think we are. We used to get emails from all over Nigeria - I longed to send one back with "off" in it but OH said no just delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Why does that kind of luck never happen to me . Guess I'm just lucky . the FBI refers to as STDP. Er, shouldn't it be SDTP? Both wrong. It should be STPD - as in STUPID . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Griffin Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Apparently I've won the Nigerian lottery several times recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongladosh Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Gosh I'm so lucky that I've inherited a huge fortune from Nigeria. Isn't it amazing! I know how you can get to that money. I can print you the details on special paper if you want - it'll only cost £200... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 This was added on the end of an email I received: IMPORTANT: This email remains the property of the Department of Defence and is subject to the jurisdiction of section 70 of the Crimes Act 1914. If you have received this email in error, you are requested to contact the sender and delete the email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 Cool - should I ring the FBI? Crackers isn't it! But someone somewhere will do exactly that. Gongladosh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Funny enough I am also privilaged.I too have inherited a large sum of money from Nigeria. I have also been offered a top paying job in the U.S, oh & I've been selected to win an instant prize of cash, car or a holiday. I just have to ring a premium rate number - how lucky! Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I got this email this morning, my business acumen could be written on the back of a postage stamp with room to spare, so quite why I am the chosen one I have no idea I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairmanof the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, I have a business of what of Twenty Two million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars plan to share with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Oh he sounds lovely - just what I need a sugar daddy. Griffin if you have no use for this man send him to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazmac Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 You'd better reply quickly with all your bank details, date of birth, national insurance number etc - if you haven't already - because they'll need those to be able to confirm your identity and transfer your money .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 All done - I am joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Methinks the Chairman of the HKSBC needs to be reported for embezzlement! Cor you just can't trust these people can you! Seems they are on the prowl again because OH had a letter in the post from Mr Kaito Yoshi at the Senshu Bank Japan. Apparently Mr Hammin Leach requested the bank to invest $18.5 million dollars in a portfolio which Mr Yoshi was able to do with much expertise. Sadly OH's distant relative died leaving a fortune. Mizuho Corporate Bank was involved but said the money hadn't been claimed. So Yoshi is willing to do a deal with OH - by splitting the funds in half or the money will revert to the state. He is a family man with a wife and children and says "Ooops, word censored!"ody will get hurt in this and it's a nothing ventured nothing gained deal. Oh and "riches never come easy or on a platter of gold". You've just gotta smirk here! OH said he should be reported for nicking money from his bank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Such transparent scams!!!! But people do fall for them, it staggers me how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pips_pekins Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Such transparent scams!!!! But people do fall for them, it staggers me how Why? Are they not real? Some people are very vulnerable and much too trusting I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
