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Glad that the SheWee has caused more hilarity. We were 'ROFL' on Christmas Day.

 

I still have not tried it out, but we did have a 'dry run' so to speak and it makes it possible to wee like a man - so no skirt required and no bobbing down behind bushes.

 

The very thoughtful person who bought it for me was none other than my lovely OH :roll:

 

There is a story behind it, involving Venice when I was pregnant (I am pretty sure that is all the information you need).

 

But he did actually think it might be useful, as I am starting a series of walks in the build up to my big 5 0 coast to coast expedition.

 

If anyone wants to join in (Lesley?), I am walking the Peddars Way and Norfolk Coast Path in sections starting at the end of this month.

 

I can see the bids starting to build on those SheWees as I type....

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I'm frightened to admit that I have 2 Shewees and have used them. :oops:

 

They work quite well, but there is a bit of a knack to it - don't wan to go into too much detail on here though :oops::oops::oops::oops:

 

Maybe you could run some courses for us novices?

 

Not going to ask why you have two though :shock:

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I'm frightened to admit that I have 2 Shewees and have used them. :oops:

 

They work quite well, but there is a bit of a knack to it - don't wan to go into too much detail on here though :oops::oops::oops::oops:

 

Maybe you could run some courses for us novices?

 

Not going to ask why you have two though :shock:

 

Courses???!!!!! - I'm sorry I'm really really busy for the whole of 2009 and I don't think I could spare the time :D

 

2? - One for the ruck sack and one for the handbag of course - don't want to be caught short! :D

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I'm frightened to admit that I have 2 Shewees and have used them. :oops:

 

They work quite well, but there is a bit of a knack to it - don't wan to go into too much detail on here though :oops::oops::oops::oops:

 

Maybe you could run some courses for us novices?

 

Not going to ask why you have two though :shock:

 

Courses???!!!!! - I'm sorry I'm really really busy for the whole of 2009 and I don't think I could spare the time :D

 

coward!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

cathy

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it would be designed with adults in mind and made from a very tough looking fabric... :whistle:

 

this all reminds me of when a Swedish pen-pal came to stay with us back in the 60s... she wore this incredibly impressive all in one shorts and top but it was hell to get out of when she needed the loo in a hurry - in the end I undid the stitches at the crotch and added press studs for her 8)

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I got bought one when I was about 14 as sleep wear, it was actually very comfortable.. :lol::oops:

 

 

When I read this I though we were still in "Shewee" mode. :shock::lol:

 

I have just redecorated the study with tea. Spray effect. :D

 

Im sure it looks stunning - neutral tones are always 'in' lol

 

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It is too funny for words. I'm still amazed that folk were delighted to receive them. :shock:

 

May be they were just good actresses. :D.

 

Only 42 on ebay now, so there is obviously a market for them.

 

Please don't let this become the next Omlet "must have" :D

 

:D not nearly as amazed as me, obviously easily pleased :?

 

I cant believe 2 have now gone off ebay :o

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ROFL at the shewee.... a friend has one and recommends it for walking, but I've never plucked up the courage!

 

 

 

 

Gave my Mum a gift-wrapped brick this year. She loved it.

 

Why would your mum want a gift-wrapped brick? :eh: I don't get it.

 

 

and what does ROFL stand for?

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ROFL at the shewee.... a friend has one and recommends it for walking, but I've never plucked up the courage!

 

 

 

 

Gave my Mum a gift-wrapped brick this year. She loved it.

 

Why would your mum want a gift-wrapped brick? :eh: I don't get it.

 

 

and what does ROFL stand for?

 

Rolling on the floor laughing.

 

 

 

The brick is a relic from my childhood.

 

Mum used to say that if we were naughty, we'd only get a brick under the Christmas tree, no presents. One year, as a joke, a real brick appeared amongst the presents. It was re-wrapped and sent to a new recipient every year until both my sister and I moved away from home. One of our little rituals was to disguise the brick really well, everyone waited with baited breath to see who would receive it this time.

 

This year for the first time in at least ten years, my family and my sister's family were all together with Mum and Dad for Christmas. Mum must have thought we'd forget about the brick, but no, it was the first thing I wrapped up!

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Rather late to this one, but it's had me giggling... not good when you have a cold and sneeze at the same time... perhaps i need that Shewee!

 

I've never been shy about public weeing and The Boy has only just got used to my lack of inhibitions after 7 years together. Being 'shuttle bunny' on a white water rafting trip when 8 months preggers did it for me - no loos and no cover to speak of in February... just weed beside the Landrover :lol: .

 

What did I get? Well, mostly useful presents... money (very helpful at the moment), thermals, lurcher calendar, troll beads, mincer attachment for my ancient Kenwood Chef, DVD of Mamma Mia.

 

Clients at work (who obviously don't know me well) plied me with chocolates and booze... I don't drink and don't much like chocolate :roll:

 

The Boy bought me a hand pamper session (which I have just had) for my poor, chapped hands, and has put up a new cupboard in the kitchen.

 

I did, however, get a religious book from my aunt, but that's to be expected :roll:

 

What I really wouldn't mind is a cleaner/ironing lady for a year.... still, it's my birthday on Thursday. I guess I can live in hope.

 

Redfrock, that jewellry is sooo you... Freecycle? :wink:

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