bluekarin Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 A friend just sent me this on Facebook My life according to Google; Type in the following and choose from the first description found. Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny. 1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search: Karin needs Wii help 2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search: Karin looks like a likely contestant for the final 3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search: Karin hates about Kazune 4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search: Karin goes far 5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search: Karin loves a carnival (well, it was Kazune first again but I can't hate and love it. Can I?) 6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search: Karin eats french fries 7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search Karin has a cold 8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search: Karin works in two ways! 9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search: Karin lives in the Calleria District of the Ucayali Department 10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search: Karin dies at 91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search: Claire needs a visit to the Bunny Planet 2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search: Claire looks like Ha Ri - Su with long hair 3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search: Claire hates the music and lyrics to the song Claire Hates Me 4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search: Claire goes swimming 5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search: Claire loves baking 6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search: Claire eats glass 7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search Claire has alcholism power 8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search: Claire works sterling silver jewelry 9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search: Claire lives in south london with her composer husband and 3 daughters 10: Type in "[your first name] dies" in Google search: Claire dies with her death cry after being eatern by zombies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need a postcard from the mother ship I look like a lemon meringue pie I hate Emos I go to jail I love Alex I eat carrots I have hacked CHUU I work out I live here I died on the 26th Jan 2009 .... Mmmmmmmm that probably explains the other answers. I'm not here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need 'to loosen up and have some fun'..... obviously never met me then I look like 'a goddess' I 'hate the cowboy video'... apparently 'Lady Clare goes to Uxbridge' I 'love Leon' - whoever that might be I eat anything I 'have some issues in the bedroom'... Oh really? I 'with groups to build collaborative artwork' I 'live in Sunny Catford'.. not far off - I used to live not far from Catford (aka 'Armpit of the Universe' I died suddenly at the age of 64 (I do hope not; I have plans!) Hmmm, I'll go and get the kettle on then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. Why gild the lily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. No cheating That's the FIFTH If you ignore the facebook ad that's the first you need to win the sexiest veg!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need - to pay the rent. I look like - in Japenese VIKKII. I hate - arrogance, two faced people. I go - for the direct approach. I love - to pursue my love of fast cars. I eat - my heart out on the sidelines. I have - been taken on by the biggest short film agents in the world. I work - in space. I live - in Birmingham. This one is right!! I die - of skin cancer aged 41. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. No cheating That's the FIFTH If you ignore the facebook ad that's the first you need to win the sexiest veg!!!! It wasn't when I looked. *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyknickers Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I am at work so just did Michelle Needs... Michelle needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving ha ha!! too true. The second was hilarious but doubt I can put it on here. Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana's flock Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 ANA needs your help to secure an increase in funding for the nursing education Ana looks like she wearing her underwear Well... yes. Ana hates getting video taken of her. Lol! I've just had the French TV filming us! Ana goes from Spanish jail to silver screen LOL - This is soooo funny Ana loves you! Sweet! Ana eats Vegemite (!) Now I know for sure this doesn't work - it's like Marmite, and I hate the evil brew ANA has all the emails set up and you just fill out the form and it gets sent to your representatives. ...whatever... ANA works to promote influenza vaccination among RNs. I'm starting to sound like Florence Nightingale... ana lives for ever and always. Does this mean I don't do the next one? Ana dies of anorexia very unlikely! Mind you, if all I had available was Vegemite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need (removed - too rude!) I look like (removed - too rude!) I hate siamese cats I go swimming I love icecubes I eat apples I has a blog I work it out I live on MySpace Music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I just put my husbands name in and the first thing that came up was: 19 Oct 2005 ... Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs I wonder what he has planned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Debs needs advice for friends wanting to come to Oz Looks like Italy - a Utah landscape painting by Debs Debs hates sports profiles and statistics Debs goes for pub lunch Debs loves to eat Debs good eats in arboles Debs has commented for spread the word 2009 Debs works hard and produces a ton of coal Debs lives big planet green Debs dies in the J Hood Vriht Hospital Wow, I've learned so much about myself. I never knew I could draw! I love sport in real life and I may be Welsh but have never mined in my life. I like this new me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I types in couperwife needs - and got an eglu link then I typed in Cathy needs, and got All Cathy needs is a big feather to fan him and feed ... should I contine??? cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need ... to pay the rent I look like .... a woman who's fought long and hard (true, true ) I hate ..... that I mentioned trains - eh ? I go ..... to the papers I love ..... summer I eat .... kids (I don't, honest ) I have ..... a tail (again, I don't, honest ) I work ..... for Magic Radio (now you see me, now you don't ) I live ..... for my bagpipes (how appropriate ) I died ..... of skin cancer 5 years ago Chickvic, presumably you did the same as me but we've got some totally different answers . I promise I used the first (usable!) one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feemcg Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Fiona needs to - go on a diet seriously (too right, 2nd week lo-carbing, have lost 7lbs ) Fiona looks like - c**p in those pictures Fiona hates - choice of parents (?? both dead ) Fiona goes - to Corfu (not a bad idea!) Fiona loves - the night (ah, that's why I'm an insomniac!) Fiona eats - a pumpkin muffin Fiona has - wings Fiona works - on the environment Fiona lives - in Crouch End (is that bad? ) Fiona dies - in horror accident (very spookily a link to my local newspaper and the death of my daughter's friend in 2007 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickpea Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need an ordinary mom I look like a Brooklyn hipster I hate cake I'm going on tour I love belinda I eat a warhead I have everything I'm working through my grief I live the rock star life I die of heart attack at 78 Gosh. Not sure what I make of all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchens Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Anna needs to be excused from class today. Anna looks like a chicken with those huge boobs and scrawny everything else. anna hates me! Anna Goes Prime Time. Anna Loves Pizza. Anna eats solid food. Anna has worked as a freelance TV presenter and broadcaster. ... Anna works in the heart of Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter and sells her work all over the UK. Anna lives in a splendid world of her own. Anna dies of multiple organ failure due to hypothermia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Lorna needs our support! Yay! Lorna looks like a new woman Erm, I need a haircut! Lorna hates French Erm, I have a degree in French Lorna goes back to school To learn something other than French?! Lorna loves Linux Wallpaper Lorna eats dolphins Yes, delicious with tomato ketchup Lorna has been kidnapped! Probably for eating dolphins Lorna works with unconditional love Erm, nope. Lorna lives in Northampton Oh heck! I'm in the wrong house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm stopping at the first one. Ahem......*clears throat* 'Anne needs no enhancement' Am quitting whilst I'm ahead. I too am stopping at the first ...... Louise needs professional help !! (aint that the truth!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ness3103 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need to be smacked I look like a safe bet I hate the stalking price of fame I go nude on the internet I love my Reeboks and personal cheerleader I eats boogers I have weird toes I work in many styles I live in a relatively small space I die in the garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Lynsey needs...A1 Travel Wedding Offers! stopping there also... I am NOT getting married again..lolol hubby would not approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie the Moocher Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I need a second guitarist I look like the evil spawn my parents had I hate dust over Dickie's shirt I go to college I love Joey I eat s**t I have a touch of glass I work with organisations of all types and sizes in the Ashbourne area I live ! [that was it... just an exclamation mark] I die before 6 [not sure if that's an age or the time. Either way, I've had it.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
