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I recently got a small book from Baileys (not sure why, have never drunk it! :? ) but it is full of "simple pleasures" some of which I thought were lovely. :)

 

The ones below are some of my favourite ones.

 

Do you agree? :?:

 

 

What are YOUR simple pleasures? :D

 

1. Wearing new socks

 

2. Hearing the waves of the ocean wash over the pebbles on the beach

 

3. Getting to the top of the stairs and remembering what you went up there for.

 

4. Shiny taps and sinks

 

5. looking slimmer by standing next to someone larger than you at the bar or in queues

 

6. pressing the button at traffic lights even when I am not crossing

 

7. bursting the foil on a new jar of coffee and being the first to smell it.

 

8. Sparkly clean glasses (of the drinking kind!)

 

9. No money but plenty of laughs

 

and finally a poem from the book:

 

Now here's a few facts you might like to know

Size 16 was "normal" for Marilyn Monroe.

and the Venus de Milo's curvaceous carved thighs

were highly regarded and raised a few sighs

and the Statue of Liberty wasn't designed

with an under-nourished, wafer thin model in mind

and Women are rounded, with bust, hips and bott

They're meant to be curvy - they're men if they're not!

 

:D

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7. bursting the foil on a new jar of coffee and being the first to smell it.

 

:D:D:D:D

 

Absolutely one of my favourite things - drumming the foil with a teaspoon for a minute, while the kettle boils, then deciding between the straight plunge with the edge of the spoon, or a hard thwack at the end of the drumming to burst the foil. Then peeling it back, and the smell hitting you......

 

:D:D:D:D

 

Heaven!

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I was quite happy until I got as far as No.6 - then I went off on a Dan type rant and have to go off to a dark quiet room........... :evil:

 

Nothing annoys me more than having to stop the car at a crossing because the lights are red because some idiot pressed the button and then didn't have the common decency to wait and cross the ****** road :twisted: Why can't they assess the traffic and decide that they can cross without pressing the button? aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggh - I'd better go now :? .

 

I might be able to read the poem later.................. :wink:

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I was quite happy until I got as far as No.6 - then I went off on a Dan type rant and have to go off to a dark quiet room........... :evil:

 

Nothing annoys me more than having to stop the car at a crossing because the lights are red because some idiot pressed the button and then didn't have the common decency to wait and cross the ****** road :twisted: Why can't they assess the traffic and decide that they can cross without pressing the button? aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggh - I'd better go now :? .

 

I might be able to read the poem later.................. :wink:

 

 

 

sorry :oops:

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That's lovely Mel - I get great pleasure from the shiny taps and sinks and never realised just how much I did til I read that

 

...and the coffee, I love to be the first to have the coffee after breaking the seal!

 

I feel all good inside now!!

 

Good Job too - got the dentist again at 10:10!!

:lol::lol::lol:

 

 

 

Phew

at least I havent upset everyone :roll::lol:

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Just read that :D

 

I love a lovely clean bathroom and hanging washing outside (it means a lovely sunny day) and new fresh bed linen :D

 

And the first cup of tea in the morning, coming home from work and opening all the windows

 

Walking in fresh snow and then going home to a lovely warm home

 

The car covered in snow and knowing you haven't got to drive to work

 

Simple pleasures indeed :D

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What about kicking all the dried leaves that the Council have swept into piles the night before (good thing about walking the dogs at 5.30am there is no one around to see you doing it :wink: )

 

The nursery took all the children out for a walk yesterday, in the park, and they must have been kicking through the leaves, as Caitlin came home and complained of a scratchy bottom. Concerned, I took her skirt off, only to find dried leaves wedged into her knickers!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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I used to love doing that on the way to school, walking through all the leaves and finding conkers and acorns.

 

I haven't seen an acorn for years. I don't think we have oak trees by us now :(

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Some of my simple pleasures:-

 

Hot bubble baths on a cold day

 

Ice cold white wine on a hot day

 

The smell of baking bread

 

The smell when it rains after a long dry smell

 

Collecting my own hens eggs :P

 

Driving into a busy car park & finding a space right away,when everyone else has driven straight past it

 

Snow

 

Freshly painted toe nails

 

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That's really lovely Mel and I like the poem too - must send it to Phil as he's always ranting on about how unattractive 'ironing board' models are.

 

Some of my favourite things... (sounds like a reprise of The Sound of Music :roll: )

 

Crisp fresh bed linen

The smell of Rosie when she's asleep

A fire crackling in the stove

The sound of a hot summer morning

Mist and frost across the fields

Not having to get up in the morning

Freshly fallen snow to jump in

Little chicks

The soft bit on the back of Phil's head ( :lol: )

Kittens kissing you

Clean laundry and house

Freshly baked cakes

A deserted beach.......

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This is a lovely thread,isn't it?

I feel all warm & happy reading it :P

 

Nice list Clare

 

I am adding the buzzing of bees

The pop of a champagne cork

The anticipation of a longed for book or movie (almost better than actually experiencing it!)

& lying in bed all warm & snug,& seeing it all cold & frosty out of the window :P

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And can I add

 

The pleasure of finding the postman has been, and nestled amongst all the bills, and junk mail there's a lovely handwritten envelope, holding a letter from a friend.

 

:D:D:D:D

 

Always puts a smile on my face.

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What about kicking all the dried leaves that the Council have swept into piles the night before (good thing about walking the dogs at 5.30am there is no one around to see you doing it :wink: )

 

The nursery took all the children out for a walk yesterday, in the park, and they must have been kicking through the leaves, as Caitlin came home and complained of a scratchy bottom. Concerned, I took her skirt off, only to find dried leaves wedged into her knickers!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Mel you are :twisted::lol:

 

I would have to add

having a fry-up made for you at weekend

chickens running down the garden for food

Susannah asleep and snoring

chocolate

chocolate

chocolate

cake

dessert

 

p.s. I'm glad I don't cross the road near Lesley :oops::shock:

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