..lay a little egg for me Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Did anyone see Have I Got News For You? They had a great game on there: a new twist of "I went to the shops and bought" I thought it might make a fun thread! All items have to be genuine claims by MPs. I'll start: My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for: A trouser press Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 a toilet brush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 his moat cleaned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Yet another "second" home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzle Knit Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 some scatter cushions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted May 17, 2009 Author Share Posted May 17, 2009 My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for: A trouser press A toilet brush His moat cleaned Another second home Some scatter cushions A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 a bath plug, 88p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for: A trouser press A toilet brush His moat cleaned Another second home Some scatter cushions A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt An £8000 Bose TV System Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 My MP filled out his expenses form and claimed for: A trouser press A toilet brush His moat cleaned Another second home Some scatter cushions A packet of hob "Ooops, word censored!"s A 38p Crunch Corner Yoghurt a bath plug 88p An £8000 Bose TV System and a cleaner for his brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash City Rocker Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother and A Helipad http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/4363199.MP_defends___106_141_expenses_claim_for_his_second_home_in_village/?ref=mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad and Some dog food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food and 98p worth of Iced Gems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 ( It WAS an £8000 TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) • Veteran Labour MP Sir Gerald Kaufman is said to have claimed £1,851 for a rug from a New York antique centre and tried to claim more than £8,800 for a television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced Gems £1,851 for a rug and £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced Gems and a garlic crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher and some busy lizzies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! and a lap dance eidted to add these are made up aren't they??? if not then I made mine up! Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance and £22,500 on treating dry rot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot and the cost of his London Club.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £800 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club and £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off And a Rememberance Day Wreath Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Can you add mine too please . It got lost at the end of the previous page . and £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants and £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Trouser Press Toilet Brush Moat Cleaned Second Home Scatter Cushions Packet of Hob"Ooops, word censored!"s 38p Crunch Corner Yogurt Bath Plug £8000 Bose TV System A Cleaner for his Brother A Helipad Some dog food 98p worth of Iced gems a garlic crusher some busy lizzies!! a lap dance £22,500 on treating dry rot the cost of his London Club £16,000 towards a mortgage that he had already paid off A Rememberance Day Wreath £600 for hanging baskets and pot plants £80 court summons for failing to pay Council Tax on time (Lembit Opik ) £312 worth of fake Tudor beams and two loo seats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...