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I was in the park with YS of 8, his 2 friends and my friend and her 2 yr old yesterday. The boys were on the see saw when YS bellows across the park (it was busy) "you're 47 arent you mum?" My friend cracked up and I shouted "Yes - can you shout it a bit louder the people in the cafe didnt quite hear" :lol: Love 'im - I'll kill him - aaah bless

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Valkyrie Cocka-doodle-loopy

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It gets worse - DD yelled across the college restaurant from the bar where she was on duty: "Mum, you know you are the world's worst lover?" To which I called back "WHAT?" There was a big guffaw all round the room. She was actually referring to a song title and wanted to know who sang it. Bon Jovi I think it was. :oops: Then she is 17 and may not see her 18th!

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Egluntyne Eggsistentialist

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Reminds me of the time when OS, who was about 7 or 8 at the time said in a crystal clear voice in a shoeshop 'How long did you say it was since you last had a bath, Mum, was it 4 years or 5?'

 

I had to point out to the other customers who were sitting in stunned silence that I do have a shower at least twice a day. :D

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Chickendoodle Chatty Chicken

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We were converting 3 bedrooms into 4 (second marriage, 4 children between us) which involved putting up a stud wall with lots of screws.

 

4 year old daughter answers door to neighbours and tells them that Mum and Ken can't come downstairs as they are screwing in the bedroom :oops: Couldn't face the neighbours for weeks!!!!

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Tiggy Chicken Addict

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DS age 4 in the till queue Sat afternoon & geting very bored, started scratching his head vigoriously and said loudly I think Ive got nits again, I have never got through the shopping so fast we were cashed up shopping packed & on the carpark within mins priceless :lol::lol:

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jlo Chicken Addict

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When DD was much younger she had a prominent vein imder her eye which made it look like she had bruised it. People were always asking what she had done to it.

 

This happened in Sainsbury's one day (what is it with supermarkets?) when she was about three and I was explaining what it was. "I haven't been hitting her," I quipped. To which DD pipes up, "No. But Dad has." with a cheeky look on her face.

 

There is nothing that a parent can say in those circumstances to make it better!

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Tiggy Chicken Addict

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I think my Dad should have an honoury place on here for the things he comes out with, when my youngest sister was born an elderly lady knitted all sorts of bonnets for her, one was a little pointy pixie thing and very cute, dad was carrying baby sis around the supermarket whilst mom was shopping, he was stopped several times by adoring ladies and when asked for the umpteenth time, ' where did you get that lovely bonnet' he said Oh we had to do it, its a shame we had to have it made to fit her head! :lol::lol::lol:

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