bluekarin Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 They just know how to make you blush don't they. My kids were being 'helpful' once when I was looking for some new clothes in M&S. "Your a size 18 aren't you mum? Or is it a size 20?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I've said it before but anyway, when ED was maybe 3 or 4 and I was getting out of the bath she said "when I grow up will I have boobies Mummy" so I told her yes, so she asked, "What, big ones like yours?" so I again said yes, so she asked, "What, right down to the floor?" And she still lived..... BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 That is so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyhole kate Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I've said it before but anyway, when ED was maybe 3 or 4 and I was getting out of the bath she said "when I grow up will I have boobies Mummy" so I told her yes, so she asked, "What, big ones like yours?" so I again said yes, so she asked, "What, right down to the floor?" And she still lived..... BeckyBoo Out of the mouth of babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 "Your a size 18 aren't you mum? Or is it a size 20?" My nans husband does that all the time. "Size 20?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy-Mama Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 lol this thread makes me though I guess I have all this to come Any more stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 You'll all , good that they bought them .... but: My moms friend used to work in an a supermarket when they were at Uni, and when a boy her age that they knew/from uni would go in to buy them, she'd shout to the next cashier at the top of her voice "How much were the condoms?" and they all used to shout it to each other whenever it happened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 They are so funny stories. Showed my mum earlier - she howled at the "screwing" one. I guess that was her favourite - she hasn't seen the later ones though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 love the thread come on people even I know about Claret commando tendencys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 come on people even I know about Claret commando tendencys I may be busy for the 5th September meet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 it is very hygienic for your nether regions to go commando - much healthier than jeans etc. Question is why Tesco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Every little helps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 Asda's cheaper , Waitrose more up market and well sainsburys - has jaimie oliver - but still dont know why Tesco and more to the point how did DD know!! Mind you they dont miss anything kids do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 come on people even I know about Claret commando tendencys I may be busy for the 5th September meet I'll wear big pants then, just to save your embarrassment Lewis Asda's cheaper , Waitrose more up market and well sainsburys - has jaimie oliver - but still dont know why Tesco and more to the point how did DD know!! Mind you they dont miss anything kids do they? As Bron explained, it's my underwear of choice I used to shop at Te$co until Ocado appeared and were more aligned with my ethics. I'd recently asked DD not to hang onto the hem of my skirt when toddling along, as she kept pulling it down and exposing my bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 come on people even I know about Claret commando tendencys I may be busy for the 5th September meet I'll wear big pants then, just to save your embarrassment Lewis Aww thanks at your story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Well with M & S selling rubbish - or should I say pants pants - that falls apart after 3 or 4 washes, it makes sense to save money on undies. Now I couldn't do that - some wibbley bits have to be kept in check! I hasten to add that I can't bear big pants - I like a little freedom! No not floss either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 Oh all is revealed Claret - was it a thong day? nasty things wore them in my yuff - but dont like the chaffing it does look like you have no drawers on. I have a wrap around skirt - also a dodgey article of clothing with kids around as YS favourite trick was lifting it up and showing my drawers to all at school gates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 come on people even I know about Claret commando tendencys I may be busy for the 5th September meet I'll wear big pants then, just to save your embarrassment Lewis I've found a for you Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 love it = never heard of Avenue Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Out of interest who writes the bit under the Avator thing, something like " all knowing superchicken" - mind should be "knows nowt about chickens and is full of useless information" - made me laugh - i notieced everyone has one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Out of interest who writes the bit under the Avator thing, something like " all knowing superchicken" - mind should be "knows nowt about chickens and is full of useless information" - made me laugh - i notieced everyone has one? The forum does it automatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I've found a for you Clare Brilliant Lewis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
