Lesley Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This from a card I sent to my sister-in-law.......original by Annie Tempest. In Times of Stress..... Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.. The courage to change the things I cannot accept.. and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow... Help me always to give 100%.... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.... And help me to remember... ...When I'm having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to wind me up.... that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile..... (.... but using more muscles burns more calories!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Marvellous. :lol: I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 That's exactly what I thought, Egluntine . I like it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Very good - especially the wisdom to hide the bodies..... I'd quite like to do that to a near neighbour at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I like that version better than the original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickvic Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Marvellous. :lol: I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better! That's what I thought when I saw it in the shop and I went to put it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy-Mama Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 That's my kind of card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I like the percentages, sounds about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Love it I think I'll e-mail that to my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Stress? What's stress? Hahahahahahahahahaha choke! I like the bit about hiding the bodies. So many many times this week and we are only on Tuesday. Trouble is they are indestructible in this household! Very good Lesley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Marvellous. :lol: I read the first line and thought it was going to be fluffy and sickly. I should have known better! That's what I thought when I saw it in the shop and I went to put it back But I'm sure you carried on rearranging all the cards into size order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 But I'm sure you carried on rearranging all the cards into size order. I did - and put all the correct envelopes with cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
