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[majorbloodnock]

Actually, I'm not sure it's any of your family. I have my suspicions, in fact, about one of the members of this very forum.

 

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You have to admit, the evidence is compelling.....

 

[Valkyrie]

 

You naughty boy - she'll wallop you with her crutch you know - many a bruise have I had recently!

[Alis girls]

Well if you cook the chilli bics or choccie ones with ex lax - whoever has the upset tum is the culprit - seemple eh?

[bluekarin]

Major! Cookie? Do you have something to tell me? hmmm

 

I don't think I want to make biscuits with a laxative in, as I am sure at some point I'd be the one having to clear up

[poachedegg]

Ha Ha! Fab thread!!

[Cooks]

I admit it, it was me, I ate them all, cookies are my passion and I couldn't resist, I am not even sorry.

 

does that get the kids off the hook now???

[Valkyrie]

[bluekarin]

I admit it, it was me, I ate them all, cookies are my passion and I couldn't resist, I am not even sorry.

 

does that get the kids off the hook now???

 

Err, nope

[Couperwife]

it cant be cookie she cant walk around very well - she could never get downstairs and back upstairs again with no one knowing

 

gosh, arent children tinkers

 

cathy

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[clootie]

I am not even sorry.

 

[chick wiggle]

Loving this Nice to know that most of our children are the same - normal!

(oh, and I do include Cookie in the 'children' bit! )

[Cooks]

it cant be cookie she cant walk around very well - she could never get downstairs and back upstairs again with no one knowing

 

cathy

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shhhhhh dont tell her that!!! I was trying to back up those cookie loving kids of hers...

 

Loving this :lol: Nice to know that most of our children are the same - normal!

(oh, and I do include Cookie in the 'children' bit! )

oi!!!

[Alis girls]

I would never use the ex lax myself but it was a common trick when I started nursing to play on someone - I think things may have improved a bit now due to the fact you;d be sued. Or not whichever way you look at it I suppose

[Cooks]

I admit it, it was me, I ate them all, cookies are my passion and I couldn't resist, I am not even sorry.

 

does that get the kids off the hook now???

 

Err, nope

any clearer to finding the real culprit?? (seeing as you dont believe it was me)

[rachelk]

Oh tee hee hee this is sooooo funny!

 

We have got the name Lucy carved into our pine desk with a paper knife, but guess who denies doing it??!!

 

Good for you in holding out - I can never manage it! We too have disappearing coke tins, I am now playing a hiding game!!

[dippy bird]

OMG - this reminds me of when I was little! I am the youngest of three and my parents were pretty strict (ex R.A.F), my mum was always on a diet and lived on slimming biccys. We were never allowed to have anything without asking,and one day my mum noticed that her biccys had gone. We all said it wasn't us, so one by one we were put over our dads knee and got slapped! We were then sent upstairs to think about it and my big sis and bro said that I should own up as I was the youngest and then dad wouldn't smack us anymore.So, we went back downstairs and I owned up!I then got another slap and was sent to bed! It turned out that it was our baby sitter that had eaten them!!!

[majorbloodnock]

We have got the name Lucy carved into our pine desk with a paper knife, but guess who denies doing it??!!

 

It may be possible to do something about that, depending on the table's finish and how deep the carving has gone. Got any pics?

[..lay a little egg for me]

Could you bake some biccies with some kind of food dye in that will stain the culprit's mouth and fingers?

[rachelk]

We have got the name Lucy carved into our pine desk with a paper knife, but guess who denies doing it??!!

 

It may be possible to do something about that, depending on the table's finish and how deep the carving has gone. Got any pics?

 

 

We thought of that, but its several mm deep, and underlined for good measure!! We just keep the computer keyboard over the top of it now!!

[majorbloodnock]

We have got the name Lucy carved into our pine desk with a paper knife, but guess who denies doing it??!!

 

It may be possible to do something about that, depending on the table's finish and how deep the carving has gone. Got any pics?

 

 

We thought of that, but its several mm deep, and underlined for good measure!! We just keep the computer keyboard over the top of it now!!

 

OK, well I'll just point out a few things then.

 

• If it's that deep, the finish probably isn't the seriously rock-hard kind of stuff used for protecting wood from knocks. That's good in this case, because it'll be easier to take back to bare wood.
  
• If, after revealing the bare wood, you soak the patch for a while with water (leaving a bunched up wet flannel over it overnight would do fine) , it'll swell the grain and tend to close up the damage. Once it dries again, the wood can be sanded down again and you can reassess the damage. That's a trick often used for closing up holes in wood once panel pins have been driven in, so that might give you an idea of how well it can work.
  
• There is a bewildering range of coloured filler waxes, one of which will give an excellent colour match. After closing up the damage using the previous point, you might find some of that in what's left of the damage blends in well enough to make it almost invisible.
  
• If none of that works, you still have the option of getting a local cabinet maker or restorer to let in a bit of new wood. Anyone worth their salt should be able to get a good enough match to produce an excellent job.

[AJuff]

Could you bake some biccies with some kind of food dye in that will stain the culprit's mouth and fingers?

 

 

That reminds me of a classroom incident many years ago when someone stole the dentist's disclosing tablets thinking they were sweets!!!!!! It wasn't difficult to see who had been the culprit even though they denied it. The funniest part was trying to keep a straight face!!!

[Lesley]

Brilliant!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

This thread is brilliant .

 

It reminded me of when I was at boarding school and aged about 8. I stood on my bed and wrote my name and the date in the corner of the wall right up at the ceiling.

 

Trouble was, I used a thick purple felt tip pen and you could see it from the other side of the room .

 

Can't remember the punishment .

[bluekarin]

Still no owning up. There are rumblings of a need for biccys, so who knows, hopefully someone will own up soon. Not holding my breath though.

[Cooks]

gotta love kids. Have been in your position but inevitably it turns out that YS will own up even if he didn't do it, just so he can get the things back.