Alis girls Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 OH and I often (yes we need to get out more) wonder if our cats could talk how they would sound. My ginger tom would have a gravelly East End voice like Bob hoskins. All "ello darlin" and all that. My tabby would be a Margo Leadbetter - all prim and proper and a bit anal!!! Our remaining rabbit - not sure I think hes a thinker so will have to think about that one. What about yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsquid Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Willoughby would be Tim Nice-but-Dim for sure. Squeaker would speak like David Walliams when he is being "a laydee!". Ozzy would have a bit of a wimpy voice - a bit like Rodney from Only Fools and Horses when he's apologising to Del-Boy for being a plonker. The chooks would be like Dame Edna Everidge - CoooEEEE! Over HERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 I like the chucks Docsquid - just in case you should miss them eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Well me an Woobs finks dat yore kat fings an dem narsty skarwy beeky fings is nut zo brite ifn day duzzent tork to dere umans Ware-has uz spwingle spangles hiz vewwy hin-telly-junt cuz we kan ewes de pooter fing has wel. Kandi and Woobs xxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 How bizarre, only just now at tea, prior to reading this thread, OH and I were saying that if Big Suze our Silkie could talk, she would speak in gruff tones like Vera Duckworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 My dog (a very placid almost comatose Bullmastiff) would talk like Eeyore cos thats what he's really like and im not joking!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 My Chilli cat would sound like Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. 'Where is that darn woman with my milk?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 OH and I have whole conversations each talking as Riley . It's no-one identifiable, just a kind of gruff voice . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 i am amazed how many people humanize their animals. My OH often puts on a Cockney accent for out cat "Ello darlin fancy a night owt" the boys crack up. How sad are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoice Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I wish my dog had the collar the dogs had in the film 'UP' (obviously not set to that squeeky high voice the doberman alpha had) I swear she does exactly like the film... SQUIRREL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I wish my dog had the collar the dogs had in the film 'UP'(obviously not set to that squeeky high voice the doberman alpha had) I swear she does exactly like the film... SQUIRREL!! I have one who does that too, if I call 'squirrel' at her, then she points and races off after it. Rosie loves to give the animals voices too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Well when Cookie talks she sounds just like Chewbacca from Star Wars so thats her sorted but with a girlie twang. Sophie I think would be a snotty woman's voice as she is a bit of a grumpy stuck up old girl. Dave is half Siamese so it would have to be a voice where someone is pretending to be chinese but talks in very loud, short bursts as this is what he does he talks to us anyway. I always think of Butch as talking like Vera Duckworth or perhaps one of Les Dawson's pinafore women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 OH and I have whole conversations each talking as Riley . . That made me laugh out loud ANH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 We talk for our cats all the time Scamp has a deep simple kind of voice and ziggy has a very posh spoilt kind of voice. We all do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Our Jack is very much "a night out with the lads" type and usually on a Friday or Saturday when he wants to go out late, we will say "Oh, so you think you're going to the pub do you" or " no karaoke for you tonight laddy" whereas Max is much more of a discerning character and would only wish to mix "in the right circles" consequently our comments are usually something like "yes of course sir, anything you like. Just ring the bell" I can't believe I'm admitting to this to you all I'm certainly not going to tell you how we talk to the dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Oh pleaaaaaaaaaaaassssse My OH has various names for our tabby - confused.com and Lady Gaga - she definatley has Lady G's eye make up with her markings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Oh pleaaaaaaaaaaaassssse My OH has various names for our tabby - confused.com and Lady Gaga - she definatley has Lady G's eye make up with her markings confused.com - that could apply to me let alone a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 ....and to me! Jazz is def. a Margot or Queen Victoria in her later 'not amused' days.....and Tali is Tigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Benson the black lab, has a Manc accent and Patch the cat is Noddy Holder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
