Scramble Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Sounds cool Debs Happy Birthday to your OH, Sandie Any of you like maths? Sisterling has been teaching me maths jokes..oh deear I'll tell you an innocent one solve: 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u) no cheating ... I'm expecting Lewis to know this one for some reason...it's like the elephant thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Maths Jokes - sounds like an oxymoron to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 What eh? JJ, You do know its been Ooo about errr.... 10 years? since I was at school Yes thanks Debs, it was very nice, even if i say so myself. trouble is, standing all that time in the kitchen has made my other leg hurt as i cant put any weight on my foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 I thought that Debs:lol: At the start I just let them wash over my head...then she explained ... and I was scared that I was actually finding them funny... That one's not so much of a joke though Ahhh...Sandie, you are hereby officially allowed to google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Happy Birthday Mr Wiggle! We had honey mustard sausages, chips (because I only have one spud left) and baked beans. Another good reason not to be doing puzzles while Murray watches the footie. I say watches . . . sleeps on the settee and rewinds when he hears cheering or jeering. If Scwamble hadn't highlighted Deb's bit I wouldn't have noticed. I lead too much of a sheltered life. Actually there would be room for 2 in my bath but it is my precious and "Ooops, word censored!"ody is allowed in. Well I say that, but it seems to be a pretty free for all when I want to do anything peaceful. Thank heavens for bubble bath. Although to be fair Erin does usually avert her eyes then I hear "yuk mum" oh for goodness sake stop looking! The answer to the maths question in my head is: 9 times 7 inwards = 63 which is greater than 3 times minus 7up times three of those again. Which means for the 63 people indoors I haven't got enough fizzy because someone's already filched it. I stepped on the corner of a Ferrero Roche box (empty of course) - thought ouch. Wasn't until later on I could see dried blood all over my foot. I must have been walking around, hoovering, going to the birds with it dripping everywhere. It's just a tiny corner shaped cut. Not so bad today, but goodness me - you are certainly sharing the Bug of Doom on this thread! Stop it you lot at once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Aww, thanks jj, i did and i still dont get how it works and comes to that theres just no hope for some of us but, im not gonna lose any sleep over it, Ive learnt to live with been thick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 My version is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Debs! You dissapeared then, thought you'd left us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 The Invisible Space Chick - now you see her . . . now you don't. Don't I just wish I could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 There goes my dream of being an official thread killer by starting a maths puzzle Debs left...isn't that unheard of But you caaan Koojie..go play with the appear offline button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 There are probably nerdy lovesick puppies sending that in SMS's across the land I'm still here Sandie And Oy you lot, I am not on here 24/7 Although off to watch the masterchef final now Edited for trying to create more hours in a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Eh? what appear off line button Oh jj, your just toying with me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 I know snigger snigger I've done that before - I think it says I'm a guest then. How nice, mines a rum and coke please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Awww, Debs, cant you watch masterchef and chat to us too. Lewis has 3 eyes, he can chat on here, watch tv and look for the postie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Me? Manipulator of the minds? Non. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 And facebook! The only lad I know that can multi-task! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 I could multitask when I was young too good evening (so polite) as a continuation of last nights stress and depression all I have to say is AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH thanks - I feel much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Evening all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Aww Laura, your welcome to come and ' Arrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh' on here anytime, you know we will all listen ! ( earplugs anyone? Ok you lot, just where is this secret button then, eh? come on, spill! I want to hide too EMMY!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 OMG Alex one of the finalists has a Eglu and Chooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 DEBS!!!!!! I thought we'd lost you to Masterchef! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 We've had chicken curry and chocolate birthday cake for tea Now Debs sounded believable, but you're just taking the mick! Woohooo, I can multitask I'm actually on here, watching masterchef and making hot chocolate atm I saw Alex has PP + ... then went past some turkey place - wierd that they're still there, or that big though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 It would have been filmed in late September As a failed masterchef contestant I know these things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Evening!!!! I did not have anyone in the shallow end, but I was speaking to Em on the phone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Her eyes honey glazed over. Chickle you have to log out and it will ask you if you want to hide or not. Seazypeazy. If I can do it so can you. But I haven't done it for ages - too much of a rigmarole. ... then went past some turkey place - wierd that they're still there, or that big though You sure they weren't my orpies? So how many lengths did you do Cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
