Single hen

[buffie]

Dan I can't say

 

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[Egluntyne]

I upset someone as I recall by suggesting that all that was required to maintain their dignity was a strategically place layers pellet. Can't remember who.

 

Wasn't me again was it...

(Has Debs been talking)?!

 

Can't remember...it could have been.

 

Debs had maintained a dignified silence on the matter!

[buffie]

Buffie you are such a cheeky girl!!!

 

Dan you have a lot to answer for here too!

 

It appears i will need 2 Buff Orpingtons!

 

Pekins here, will and flo will look fine

 

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[Lesley]

As the Buff Orps have been taken - I'll have to opt for the Cube

 

That might cover up the eglubum as well

[Guest]

I upset someone as I recall by suggesting that all that was required to maintain their dignity was a strategically place layers pellet. Can't remember who.

 

Wasn't me again was it...

(Has Debs been talking)?!

 

Can't remember...it could have been.

 

Debs had maintained a dignified silence on the matter!

 

[Sheilaz]

What have you started, Buffie? Now that Lesley has chosen the cube for modesty there might be a rush for the glug & grubs, or old peanuts if deemed adequate,

Not sure how dignified the new nipple feeders would be though....

I would choose a couple of whitestars to offset any tan I might have.

But they're so flighty, can't be trusted not to fly off just at the wrong moment.

[hillfamily]

Not sure how dignified the new nipple feeders would be though....

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at last a thread to rival the 'pants' one.......................

[The Dogmother]

can we have 'my Freddie' on the calendar?????

[theherd123]

can we have 'my Freddie' on the calendar?????

 

Dont see why not!

 

What month would he have and why?

[The Dogmother]

Every month please because I want to look at him all the time

[buffie]

What have you started, Buffie? Now that Lesley has chosen the cube for modesty there might be a rush for the glug & grubs, or old peanuts if deemed adequate,

Not sure how dignified the new nipple feeders would be though....

I would choose a couple of whitestars to offset any tan I might have.

But they're so flighty, can't be trusted not to fly off just at the wrong moment.

 

Well Sheila call it spring madness I just suddenly thought we need some giggles don't we, escape the outside world with a good chuckle

 

Glug and Grubs could be strategically placed, and a sarong made out of a summer shade.

 

Nipple feeders, where

 

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[Linda]

I upset someone as I recall by suggesting that all that was required to maintain their dignity was a strategically place layers pellet. Can't remember who.

 

Wasn't me again was it...

(Has Debs been talking)?!

 

Can't remember...it could have been.

 

Debs had maintained a dignified silence on the matter!

 

Dan is such a lucky man!

[harveypup]

What about using a Glug or Grub to cover the ladies' bits

[chocchick]

Is it me, or would 3 objects, or 2 strategically placed objects work better to maintain some mystery for the ladies?

I'm still not convinced about Clare's single bantam

even if she is very petite

 

I bagsied the mark 2 eglu first

[chocchick]

Not sure I'd want to turn my back on my flock though

They like nothing better than sneaking up on you and pecking when your back's turned

[The Dogmother]

Could be painful Choccy

[Christian]

Well if the mark 2 and eglu cube are taken, I'll just use a barn to cover my tummy!

[buffie]

Oh outbuildings, what about garden tools too

 

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[The Dogmother]

Let's not get onto 'tools' Buff

[Egluntyne]

Goodness.........I don't know what Reverend Mother would say!

[AnnieP]

Thanks you lot! Have had a really miserable day, but you've managed to make me laugh again!

 

I'll have the sack of layer's pellets if its OK with you lot.... (emptied, and over my head and body with two eye holes cut out.....

[Sheilaz]

...and Annie, you always look great...you'd even look good wearing an old sack....

It wouldn't do you justice though, couldn't you be inventive with a few feathers?

[The Dogmother]

Sounds like a cue for the fan dance to me....

[Richard T]

A few feathers! The fan dance! Now you're talking!

[buffie]

Come on guys where's the fella's with their suggestions

 

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