Alis girls Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 1 If I wanted trendy bed linen with paws on it I would buy it 2 We have a dishwasher for breakfast pots - you are not helping finishing off my Special K 3 Please dont think I like you dribbling down my T shirt 4 Pinning me to the bed is not acceptable - I cant see the telly and drinking tea this way is impossible 5 The dirty washing pile is not a new cat bed 6 Scratching my bed at 6am every morning even at weekends makes me grumpy and bad tempered so dont do it if you dont want something thrown in your way. 7 Mice left outside the back door are not a good garden feature 8 I know you think you are the feline versions of Torville and Dean but skidding past me on the wooden floor is does little for my nerves - what a noise. 9 And last _ I love you both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Awwwww What a brilliant picture i have of you all now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Yup - mad woman with nerves in shreds and covered in cat hair and dribble bad enough having babies dribbling and puking over you all those yrs ago but cat dribble big no no. But I love them - they just love Thursdays cos I'm off and they have their maid to wait on them hand and foot - I get my own back as theyn hate the hoover - tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Sounds a bit like out house although I would say the above to my dogs Ozzy and Keira but not the bit about the mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henslaved Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 It's true then, cats don't have owners, they have staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarlettohara Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Totally sympathise with the bed linen, how does the sheet get muddy paw prints at the bottom - they don't get in the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Why hasn't someone produced a duvet cover with pawprints on? It would save me so much angst. Can I add: (10) If you're going to be sick, please do it on the hard floor and not on the rug (outside would be preferable) (11) The bed is actually mine, not yours, so I'd appreciate it if when I come upstairs after a hard day earning pennies to buy catfood and cleaning up sick, you weren't asleep ON MY PILLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarlettohara Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I have picked mine up mid-sick and moved them onto the wooden floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I am neither a launch pad nor a climbing frame, especially when your claws are out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Brave woman Scarlet - depsite my occupation I dont do sick human or feline - I really am a wuss - blood,guts hanging out bring it on - vomit - I'm a nurse get me outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Additions from me:- I really am very grateful for the mousey-bits on the bedroom carpet, even if I don't seem to be when I've just put my foot in them first thing in the morning I can actually be trusted to go to the loo and have a shower all by myself The towel on the hot radiator was mine When I am going out in the snow and ice to earn money to feed you and you are fast asleep on my bed, I promise I will close the front door quietly so as not to disturb you. I know my place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphne Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 1 If I wanted trendy bed linen with paws on it I would buy it 2 We have a dishwasher for breakfast pots - you are not helping finishing off my Special K 3 Please dont think I like you dribbling down my T shirt 4 Pinning me to the bed is not acceptable - I cant see the telly and drinking tea this way is impossible 5 The dirty washing pile is not a new cat bed 6 Scratching my bed at 6am every morning even at weekends makes me grumpy and bad tempered so dont do it if you dont want something thrown in your way. 7 Mice left outside the back door are not a good garden feature 8 I know you think you are the feline versions of Torville and Dean but skidding past me on the wooden floor is does little for my nerves - what a noise. 9 And last _ I love you both Slight amendment to No5: the clean washing pile is not a new cat bed No13: I know my way to the larder where all the food is kept, you do not need to herd me into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 erm, in our house, any item of clothing that isnt hanging up is a potential cat bed what about... I can supply a piece of paper if you need to sit on one, you really dont need to sit on the piece that I am writing on or reading, and you certainly dont need to sit on the exact spot that I am reading cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You're quite right, those flowers I put in the vase look much better strewn about the place and with the water all over the table and floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I know I need to earn a living to feed you, but sitting in front of the keyboard checking on what I'm writing really isn't helping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie&Moose Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Why do you prefer the dirty bath water to fresh, clean water in your bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furball Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Feel free to continue lying on your side and scratching the side of the stairs step, even though the scratching board is next to you, as i know you prefer the fluffy effect this makes on the stairs carpet. I know that your mad half hour charging up and down the steps every night and sounding more like a baby elephant than a cat, is your way of checking that we have got youngest darling daughter to sleep properly, even though it's only 5 minutes since she dropped of from your previous mad half hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
