Hellcat Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 KKK BarbieNRA Barbie Suicide bomber Barbie Depressed Barbie Ok if that's the way it is: Anne Frank Barbie (just keep her in the box) "Monster" Barbie ( as in Charlize Theron - she can brutalise Action Man and Ken) Witch Hunt Barbie (construct your own ducking stool in the garden with bucket, stick and string) Now I LIKE the last one! Tracey Temple Barbie (slightly squashed ) Monica Lewinsky Barbie Mother Theresa Barbie!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Just resurrecting this as my son came out with one tonight: Imagine the scene - 4 year old getting upset because Dad wouldn't let him go to the takeaway with him. Mother trying to persuade him that he was a good helper and therefore needed at home. Whereupon son bursts into tears. When I asked him what was wrong he answered through the sobs "My manners have gone away!" Bless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Awww.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 The same thing happens to me when I've drunk too much wine... Bless him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Awwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 That's a lovely one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 What a poppet! Hands up who's hugging their children extra tight tonight, onthe birthady of little Maddy, who has gone missing in Portugal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I was put in my place yesterday. I was teaching a group of 6-7 year olds to play the recorder. They said I was probably better at it than they were because I'd been playing it for so long. I said that I'd learnt to play when I was 6 and they were really surprised, because they were 6 and 7. (Can't quite understand why, but they were!) Then one lovely boy said that was a very long time to play the recorder because I must be about 90. Very straight-faced, I replied 'That's right. A very long time!' "Are you really 90 then?", he asked. "Yes", I said. His reply - "Can I have a prize for getting it right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 that's fantastic! When my now eldest was about 3 she was in the bath and I was getting undressed in the bathroom (too much info coming up! ) and she said "when I'm a grown up will I have boobies too mummy?" to which I obviously replied, "yes" so she said "what big ones mummy?" "yes" I replied, then she said, "what, like yours, right down to the ground?" Nothing like kids for correcting your body image!! And yes, I've kept mine very close since Maddy went, and I've put a yellow ribbon round my apple tree - might be American, might be corny, I don't care, I just want her back. Mrs B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 So Ginette's feeling really old and Mrs. B is locking the bathroom door now They really are priceless aren't they? I'm not discussing age after a visit from an old schoolfriend last week. She was telling me it had been her father's birthday last week and he thought he was a year younger than he was. A bit later we mentioned age and she said "I hate to tell you, but you're not 52, you're 53" - I felt so silly. I was relating this to Carl later and he replied "but you are 52! " I thought I didn't remember a 53rd birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 There was a couple of children in front of Caitlin and I walking down to school this morning, an older brother with his little sister. As they walked down, they were discussing Autumn, and what colour the leaves would be turning. Pointing to the fir trees that line the playground fence, the elder brother turned to his sister and said, "Those trees will stay green because they are carnivores" I do hope he meant conifers, and that the Scottish borders aren't full of man-eating trees..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 You never know - there are plenty of strange things north of the border Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I am a bit scared to go home now the house is surrounded by carnivores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 That's fantastic, I love the things that children say. Yesterday my 4 yr old was talking about the traditional English dancers we saw at the campsite when we were on holiday "I really liked the Boris Dancers mum...." Her sister came out with something equally hysterical but I can't for the life of me remember what it was Mrs B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 My younger daughter had been baking cakes and when we went shopping later that day she said 'don't forget to buy more glass eyed cherries' mum They will be forever called that in this house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovemychooks Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 My friend came round with her two kids the other day. We'd gone to collect the eggs and they followed us up to the house so I decided to show my friends daughter (2 1/2 yr old) how to feed the chickens tomatoes, well i've never laughed so much....they were crowding round us and she pipes up "you're getting on my nerves" !! She is only 2 1/2 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 LOL This thread is hilarious...don't have any children myself but have never laughed so much for ages...keep posting please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rona Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Seonaid (8 ) : How old are you nanny? Me: 56 Seonaid: Gosh! you look much older than grandma and she's over 60! Think I'll go and eat worms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I do love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 When my daughter, Emmie, was about 3 years old I remember her rushing in from the back garden saying, 'Mum, come and look at this little ant. It's sooo sweet and it keeps waving its little testicles above it's head!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 We were once in a restaurant and when someone suggested to my daughter to my daughter that she should try the kalamari (sp?) she said no thank you...she'd had it before and didn't like the testicles. She was mortified when the reason for the laughter was explained to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Now I am crying with laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
