clootie Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Do thread kilers wear their pants on the outside? What like superheroes?!?!? Maybe they don't wear pants at all.............. On my lunch break now, I'll expect it to be on page 15 by the time I finish work! hmmm, thread killers go commando? (I worry - sometimes I'm so dense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyknickers Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I wasn't on over the weekend and came back to 12 pages of..of...well I dont know what!!! Ha ha. What have you started Mark? When is a newbie no longer a newbie? I have killed a few before, maybe its because i am from essex? Here is the deal everyone - next time Mark posts lets all not post anything so he can be the official 'Thread Killer' and get a special Trophy! michelle x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I like that idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Talking of pants (we were, weren't we ?) I thought you'd like this .... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Southport couple who drove their car to the supermarket only to have their car break down on the large car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked EVERYTHING back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ANH!!!! I just choked on my chocolate digestive. That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 that's funny! I could say something rude about gear stick problems but I won't as lowering the tone that far is sure to kill the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 @ ANH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Talking of pants (we were, weren't we ?) I thought you'd like this .... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Southport couple who drove their car to the supermarket only to have their car break down on the large car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked EVERYTHING back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. OMG they are the funniest ... the ones you can just SEE in your head. Thanks ANH ........... JUST SO FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joojoo Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Oh Vickie my sides are hurting. That is absolutely priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 :lol: That is just soo funny! especially since my dad was under the car yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I couldn't believe after a nearly 24 hour absence this ehread is still going strong Loved that one so much ANH Just a suggestion......why doesn't this thread morph into funny stories/jokes That way no one would get the last post (like me ) Not that I'm here of course Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 ... Not that I'm here of course Jx Oh course not Jackie, you're my imaginary friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 What, like the guy who phoned the swine flu helpline? All he got was crackling! Boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Thank goodness I was wearing knickers when I read that. Now I'll have to get clean ones on! Edited to say ALL of those - and as for the mechanic! Tena lady is no good - that has to be Twentya lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Yeh I gotta friend Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmommasally Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Talking of pants (we were, weren't we ?) I thought you'd like this .... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Southport couple who drove their car to the supermarket only to have their car break down on the large car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked EVERYTHING back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. OMG they are the funniest ... the ones you can just SEE in your head. Thanks ANH ........... JUST SO FUNNY But: NNNNNOOOOOOO! I don't want to see that picture in my head!!!! :lol: Thank goodness I was wearing knickers when I read that. Now I'll have to get clean ones on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmommasally Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I knew no-one loved me I'm gonna talk to myself so I don't become the thead killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Marple Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Don't worry Bigmommasally I'm here Qu'est-ce que c'est? Sorry to be so behind the times but thanks Ange Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa ...... It's still in my head ANH you are shocking but Oh so very funny. I just wondered did she actually know what her husband was wearing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'm having a mid life crisis! Nipped out to get daktarin gel for Martha to sort her sour crop. Had top down on the convertible, music blasting and singing along and realised I am one tragic lady!!! Therefore, I will forgive you all when none of you want to respond to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Marple Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'm still here and relieved that you are too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 You sing away DebsL. I've got the Terrorvision version of psycho killer going around my head..... Thinking back to the funny man-under-car-story, if you suspected your fella's bits were on show would you not just cover them up with something - for example some spring greens that you had just purchased from the supermarket - rather than getting all hands on? Just a thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'm not going anywhere Ms Marple - at least not until bedtime! Looney - Maybe it was the only chance the woman had to get her mitts on her fellas bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
