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My List (My Name is Earl style - sort of!)

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In My Name Is Earl, Earl has a list of people he has wronged and it committed to righting these wrongs, assisted by his big dumb brother Randy....Now, I am compiling a list of things that really annoy me that need to be stopped. I am assisted by Ellie my dappy daughter. So...My Name is Rach starts here. Please feel free to add to my list!

 

The List So Far (things that need to stop)

 

Children that are old enough to walk being pushed around in pushchairs - (I have seen parents pushing their school age children to school in puschairs!! )

 

People using the word generally instead of genuinely

 

People driving straight over mini roundabouts (OH made me put this one in but is actually doesn't bother me :shh: )

 

Texting whilst driving

 

Shopping trollies that don't steer

 

Volume going up during TV adverts

 

Being offered store cards when shopping and then assitants being rude to you when you decline

 

People that say pacific instead of specific

 

Parent who let little children scream all the way through the school play or church service

 

Plastic on cucumbers

 

TV newsreaders that say hyperthermia instead of HYPOTHERMIA (hyperthermia =hot, hypo=cold) during reports of things like sea rescues

 

 

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people who don't say thank you when you open a door for them, step aside to let them through or when you're in the car and let an oncoming car come through

 

cold callers at the door or on the phone who take offence when you aren't interested in what they are selling.....I didn't invite them to call......so don't call

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Folks who use their mobile whilst driving - i just keep my hand on the horn until i get their attention! :twisted::lol:

 

People who push their babies around the shops in car seats - they were designed for the CAR!! :roll: (I wouldnt want their childs back problems in years to come!)

 

Weeds. I hate weeding so weeds just need to stop growing in my garden - NOW!

 

That will do for now, im sure i'll be back later :wink:

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...the plastic on dishwasher tablets

 

..the big fat wood pigeons who steal my chicken food and have had the audacity to hatch 2 squeakers in my honeysuckle ..MORE fat wood pigeons!

 

...packaging that states no artificial colouring or flavouring but is packed full of artificial sweeteners instead!

 

..only having a medium and large as a size option when all you need is a small

 

...whatever size school trousers you need in M & S they have every size BUT them.

 

...people who get up to get food and drink as soon as the movie starts at the cinema

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Random Traffic Policeman standing with speed guns around the corners of country lanes and speed cameras in general

 

People who push/barge past you for no reason

 

and

 

MPs who squander good tax paying folks' money....rotters :shameonu:

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...the plastic on dishwasher tablets

 

 

On some Finish dishwasher tablets that are shrink wrapped in clear plastic you can put the whole thing into the dishwasher and the covering disolves too :D

 

Yes I have used these (using some cheapo brand at the moment). I had a great laugh watching OH struggling to unwrap them before telling him that there was no need :lol:

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I hate...............................

 

Sales assistants who hold a conversation with another sales assistant while serving you.

 

People in cars who don't indicate, or who don't acknowledge you when you let them out or past.

 

Those idiot drivers who just STOP to let someone out of a side road - its really dangerous & stupid.

 

People who chat in the cinema or mums who let their children run up & down the aisles

 

People who sneer at the choices I make.If I want to read a certain paper I will, & nothing you say will make me change my mind.

 

People who assume that because I am fat,I am lazy,greedy & goodfornothing.

 

People who assume that beacause my husband is a builder & very 'handy' that he will fix their houses/cars in his spare time,for no charge.

 

People using mobile phones when driving.

 

Cold callers.

 

Foreign call centres

 

Bigots, racists,sexist & homophobes.

 

S"Ooops, word censored!"s.Sadly I live in probably the s"Ooops, word censored!"biest town in the UK :roll::lol:

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