Alis girls Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I was in the park with YS of 8, his 2 friends and my friend and her 2 yr old yesterday. The boys were on the see saw when YS bellows across the park (it was busy) "you're 47 arent you mum?" My friend cracked up and I shouted "Yes - can you shout it a bit louder the people in the cafe didnt quite hear" Love 'im - I'll kill him - aaah bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 LOL LOL Great aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 with gritted teeth - yes arent they? Love him to bits - hes just well - what do you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 It gets worse - DD yelled across the college restaurant from the bar where she was on duty: "Mum, you know you are the world's worst lover?" To which I called back "WHAT?" There was a big guffaw all round the room. She was actually referring to a song title and wanted to know who sang it. Bon Jovi I think it was. Then she is 17 and may not see her 18th! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickvic Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 @ Koojie! They do have a wonderful habit of saying just the right things don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Reminds me of the time when OS, who was about 7 or 8 at the time said in a crystal clear voice in a shoeshop 'How long did you say it was since you last had a bath, Mum, was it 4 years or 5?' I had to point out to the other customers who were sitting in stunned silence that I do have a shower at least twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 seriously funny, I would have loved to have seen the expression on their faces and yours for that matter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Dogmother Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Aren't they priceless? Rosie once told most of Te$co that 'Mummy isn't wearing knickers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Valkyrie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 It's always the personal things isn't it! Knickers, baths, age and unmentionables! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Aren't they priceless? Rosie once told most of Te$co that 'Mummy isn't wearing knickers' Excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Isn't it amazing how such a small child can speak so loudly when they want to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickendoodle Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 We were converting 3 bedrooms into 4 (second marriage, 4 children between us) which involved putting up a stud wall with lots of screws. 4 year old daughter answers door to neighbours and tells them that Mum and Ken can't come downstairs as they are screwing in the bedroom Couldn't face the neighbours for weeks!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisP Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 at Chickendoodle! Don't kids say the cutest things?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy chickens! Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 So Claret, why weren't you wearing knickers in Tesco then?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 So Claret, why weren't you wearing knickers in Tesco then?! not telling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Yes Claret - they become a foghorn all our secrets coming out now. yes little darling enrich our lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 DS age 4 in the till queue Sat afternoon & geting very bored, started scratching his head vigoriously and said loudly I think Ive got nits again, I have never got through the shopping so fast we were cashed up shopping packed & on the carpark within mins priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 yup mine have faulty volume control - mute and low dont feature in my kids. No knickers in Tesco - what about when you are in sainsburys or asda then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 When DD was much younger she had a prominent vein imder her eye which made it look like she had bruised it. People were always asking what she had done to it. This happened in Sainsbury's one day (what is it with supermarkets?) when she was about three and I was explaining what it was. "I haven't been hitting her," I quipped. To which DD pipes up, "No. But Dad has." with a cheeky look on her face. There is nothing that a parent can say in those circumstances to make it better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy-Mama Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 lol what a great thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I think my Dad should have an honoury place on here for the things he comes out with, when my youngest sister was born an elderly lady knitted all sorts of bonnets for her, one was a little pointy pixie thing and very cute, dad was carrying baby sis around the supermarket whilst mom was shopping, he was stopped several times by adoring ladies and when asked for the umpteenth time, ' where did you get that lovely bonnet' he said Oh we had to do it, its a shame we had to have it made to fit her head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyhole kate Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 When DS was about 4 and we were camping in cornwall OH as a Joke pretended to bite my bum. minutes later through the canvas we hear DS telling our neighbours "my daddy has just bit my mum's bum" followed by sniggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
