Raina Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Well Yesterday my uncles OH,Fran, Came over saying she didn't feel well and said she thinks she had swine flu. Well my mum said to me, while Fran was here, Can i do the Garden for £20, i said no, i'll do it for free, and before i could get out the back door, Fran was already in the garden, so much for feeling ill She did put her hand in a big pile of dog poo though About a week ago she came over and the first thing she said to my mum was, Who will look after your girls if you were to go out tomorrow & get ran over and die She said she'll do it and she'll take care of my Disability Money Today she came over with my uncle and she said she'll Finnish off the garden for an Extra £30 and the idiot my mum is she said OK (i would have been happy to do it for free, i find it pretty calming & the chickens could help ) And She WON'T shut up about getting married next year, She hasn't paid for a single things and has asked ALL the family members on my uncles side (including me) to pay for her wedding Now my uncle makes a living of gardening,He charges £50, He does a great job, But she takes the money from him About 2 weeks ago my uncle bought a 2nd hand laptop and she went bonkers, she chucked him out the house for a week and the money he makes she only gives him £10 a week to pay for things like Cigarettes OOOOh i could really poke her in the eye Oh and to make things worse, she's coming to stay with us for 4 WEEKS when we move I'm just really glad i have a Caravan She doesn't like the chickens either, she called them rats with wings Erm...i think this is my longest post on here Thanks for reading, Raina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Oh dear, Raina . She does sound very overbearing and insensitive . Can you talk to your mum about it all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raina Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 Yep i have, No-One in our family likes her I did get my own-back in a way, I gave her all the eggs the chickens laid the week they ate dog poo She's just left , she said she's on her way to bingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Note to self. Don't upset Raina. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raina Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 Note to self. Don't upset Raina. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She did put her hand in a big pile of dog poo though OOOOh i could really poke her in the eye Yep i have, No-One in our family likes her I did get my own-back in a way, I gave her all the eggs the chickens laid the week they ate dog poo Raina. You really made me laugh, don't get me wrong, I really sympathise with you but after I read your post and then Egluntine's "Note to self. Don't upset Raina". I nearly burst a blood vessel laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She sounds like a pain in the neck TBH. I bet revenge was sweet! I like your style young lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggy Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She sounds like a pain in the neck TBH. I bet revenge was sweet! I like your style young lady. ditto rats with wings indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Moving is mega stressful do you need her for 4 weeks? take a leaf out of her book and have swine flu for 2 and the caravan could be infested by mice, rats - take your pick - but don't have her for 4 weeks. i would be forced to commit airey karey if it were me - i could not cope with someone like that. If shes not married to your uncle then shes not really relative is she? Oh no no no - oh no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy chickens! Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I get on very well with most of my relations and I still wouldn't want them to stay for 4 weeks. Hope you manage to wriggle out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Quite agree HC - love my relies dearly but 4 days would be too mucha and I'm sure theyd agree that 4 days with my mad lot would be too much for anyone. short bursts is better but 4 weeks .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 My family have one of those aunties too she has unopened medicines in her house still bagged up! She has a copy of the BNF(Drug book) and obviously reads all teh side effects and ailments of every disease. This is why the NHS has no money my batty aunt has it all, in her kitchen. Perhaps we should get them together..just agree with her but continue to do what you please...I fully understand how annoying these aunties can be. Of course its everyone elses fault ... indie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A chickychickychick-ENN!! Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Why is she coming to stay? Sounds like she's going to be a major stress. Can you uninvite her? Or stock up on more 'special chicken feed poo'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Poor you Raina, but I'm still chuckling about the dog poo eggs! She sounds like a nightmare Start stocking up your caravan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raina Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 She's coming over to stay cuz she's coming on holiday (my uncles coming too) Not sure where they are going to sleep though cuz it's a 2 bed house (i'm and living the the caravan ) maybe the shed???? I think i've done much more vile things than that though, when i was little i made my sis eat worms to come & play with me in a wendy house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) Lots of kids eat worms If they are good enough for the chickens....... there again, having read what your chickens have eaten I may re-phrase that Theres a pain in the rear end in every family, and if individuals don't know who it is, then its them Chin up though Raina, with her taking all your uncles money and being Miss Demanding Pants over the wedding, perhaps he'll see the error of his ways before they tie the knot Edited August 6, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A chickychickychick-ENN!! Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 OMG. You're very brave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Make a cake and put mealworms in it - especially for her. Or let the chickens run riot all indoors. I sympathise. Stupid woman - rats with wings - doesn't stop her eating the eggs though. My uncle's OH was similar. They were never married, but if you were ill, she was worse, my school (which was a grammar at the time) wasn't good enough and she wanted somewhere better for her children! I didn't invite her to my wedding because she would have slagged it off something chronic. My uncle didn't come under protest. Fine by me. And a relief to everyone else who didn't like her either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Does your aunt need glasses. Unless you have a funny looking bunch of chucks I have never thought a chuck looks like a rat. Now if you have bats theres a different story - just tell her next time "shoulda gone ta specsavers auntie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Does your aunt need glasses. Unless you have a funny looking bunch of chucks I have never thought a chuck looks like a rat. Now if you have bats theres a different story - just tell her next time "shoulda gone ta specsavers auntie" Especially once Raina's done poking her in the eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rona Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Sorry, she sounds like a horrible woman but this story has made me laugh. It must be the way you tell 'em. If she's taking advantage of your family's hospitality for 4 weeks maybe she will do things like the garden for nothing while she's with you - but unfortunately it doesn't sound like it. She'll probably expect to be waited on hand & foot because she is 'on holiday'. I'm afraid I would be thinking of really things to do to her. Keep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 naughty Scramble - but very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'm so glad I'm not your aunt. I think you need a holiday, stay with a friend when you move and take them rats with you. Ratbags maybe but rats how dare she, another lot of your special eggs needed for your aunt I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
