clootie Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Gonna be a bear In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&T Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Now THAT sounds like a plan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini chick Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 yep could do to sleep all winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickendoodle Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I'm on for giving birth to a baby the size of a walnut in your sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I'm with ya matey.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Oh yes, definitely for me . I could deal with all of that - no problem at all:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Some time in the future there will an Omlet bear colony then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 A Cavelu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ness3103 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 sounds like a really good plan i'm up for it, although wouldn't like to be the one in charge of cleaning out the poop tray in the cavelu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 It has its attractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dippy bird Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I am defo up for that! I'm lucky if I get 6 hrs sleep at night!! And being able to swat your kids without being reported to social services?? Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I like your thinking there Cloots! Gorgeous piccy. You could almost give it a great big . . . . . . errrr . . . . . . bear hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Sign me up for that one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I'm in Where do I sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Ha Ha Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Sorry to be sexist, but when I come back I'm going to be a boy bear...they don't even have to have the walnuts or worry about discipline at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkysmum Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Mmmmmm, oh has just seen this and said " oh yes, bears get to rip people apart, I'm up for that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaP Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Brilliant - totally up for that I read this out to OH who just went Lisa P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickendoodle Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Another plus - don't expect male bears can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Well it's better than a retort of "you'd be a grizzly bear then" - not that I've had that said to me, but some bright spark could come up with it - grin and bear ( ) the rolling eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I think I already have some bear genes! Hairy fat and grumpy....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Hairy fat and grumpy....? I think I married him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Hairy fat and grumpy....? I think I married him... He may say he married that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
