Plum Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 That's good she can keep my kitten company in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Koojie, did she take the Daily Mail with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Where do I start magpies crows both for waking me next door but 1's cat for beating up mine white van drivers +van drivers of big 4x4 esp women who are rude, boshly and sit on my clapped out bomper the man who hit my car and didnt have insurance - rot in hell mate snakes flies woman on Whiskas simply advert complete with a bowl of WS on her smug head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Hmm.... People who use a residential street as a long stay car park. People who can't parallel park, but insist on parking on the street. People who have drives and can't be bothered to use them, they park on the street. Cats Women who have children and have had a hysterectomy, bemoaning that they can no longer have children (what is that all about??) Charity shops who don't have a pound rail, and the ones who think we will pay £3 for something which was only £2 brand new. Parents who can't be bothered to walk their plump children to school, and the ones who screech to a halt in cars they can't drive properly, park on a corner over double yellow lines at 9.01am and drag a half dressed child into school, blocking roads and access to a busy factory in the meantime. I feel a bit better now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie50 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I appreciate the room is getting crowded but I need to put in: people who just do not listen people who do not listen then ask stupid questions about what they were told in the first place people who always find something to moan about people who always moan but start with 'I'm not moaning but....' people who have no insight whatsoever into their own behaviour and the impact it has on anyone else people who were asked to stay out of office on day of office move but came in anyway just to interfere and tell the removal men to put things where they were NOT supposed to go - and again - people who do not listen!! aaaaah! I have had a nightmare of a day..................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbaraJ Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 people who say 'I'm not being rude but....' well you are or you wouldn't say it parents who let their children burn in the summer sun rather than stick a t-shirt on them or suncream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Another driving one People who brake far too early for a traffic light then crawl along at 5 mph so everyone behind has to do the same . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Koojie, did she take the Daily Mail with her Probably - it is her bible. I have had numerous quotes from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopsie Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Whichever one of my cats who threw up on my bedroom carpet this morning. I bet the stain won't come out despite the 1001 stuff i've scrubbed it with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenanne Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Pah! I just read someone wants to put Nissan Micra's in! Huh! The Amazing Purple Speed Machine definitely does not go into 101, though maybe Micra-Haters do .... He's beautiful. He's 14 years old and has 140,000 miles, I've had him for 11 years and he's my first car. And with any luck, will be my only car. No room 101 for him. Or else, I could go in to, and we could drive around running over everyone who annoys me (it'll be quite an empty room soon)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Can I put my 17 year old cat in on those occasions she gobbles up her breakfast, then sicks it up on the carpet 10 minutes later?I'd keep her out the rest of the time though, she's lovely really. I think my dear little 18 year old cat might join yours as he does the same thing, but I would only do it when yours was in there so they'd have each other for company At the moment I could happily put my other cat in on a temporary basis as he has his eye on a thrush's nest and the thrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 At the moment, I'd add my poor doglet, who scabbed discarded food at the Hobby Horse Festival on Sunday, when I wasn't looking, and kept me up all night with her 'double-ended problem' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 At the moment, I'd add my poor doglet, who scabbed discarded food at the Hobby Horse Festival on Sunday, when I wasn't looking, and kept me up all night with her 'double-ended problem' Huh, you're lucky! My collie ate and vomited bits of rubber ball last week but it became clear to me that as the vomiting continued there was some remaining causing an obstruction. That one piece of rubber ball cost £500 to retrieve Was really strange being on the client side of the consulting table.................. In thirty whole years I never had to do any serious adjustment to any of my pets. I retire and look what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 what are they like? That is some expensive ball. Did you used to be a vet then? On the other hand, It may not have been something she ate on Sunday; it would have had to be later than that. her favourite is tissues, stolen from pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Huh, you're lucky! My collie ate and vomited bits of rubber ball last week but it became clear to me that as the vomiting continued there was some remaining causing an obstruction. That one piece of rubber ball cost £500 to retrieve Was really strange being on the client side of the consulting table.................. In thirty whole years I never had to do any serious adjustment to any of my pets. I retire and look what happens Oh no Bet you fancied 'borrowing the facilities' and doing it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ok so can I add another of my cats who brought up flies just as I was about to leave for work and you may as well send the other to 101 as well who always misses her tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Oh no Bet you fancied 'borrowing the facilities' and doing it yourself. I bloomin well did! Especially as they wouldn't let me have him home the night of the op! The lovely lady vet there said I could........ but the boss came on and said "he didn't care if I was the Queen I couldn't have him ". My joking reply of "If I was I bet you would" was met with stoney disdain Some men and their bedside manner.........I despair, and I was terribly polite. Never mind, at least he's not reporting me to the RSPCA for taking the sutures out myself And yes,Claret I was And I must admit that had this been in my own London practice the fee would have been somewhat higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Whereabouts in London did you practice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ok so can I add another of my cats who brought up flies just as I was about to leave for work and you may as well send the other to 101 as well who always misses her tray. Is there a special animal Room 101? If so, I think it could be getting quite full now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ok so can I add another of my cats who brought up flies just as I was about to leave for work and you may as well send the other to 101 as well who always misses her tray. Is there a special animal Room 101? If so, I think it could be getting quite full now That'll be Ark 101 I'll get my coat........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henriette Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ok so can I add another of my cats who brought up flies just as I was about to leave for work and you may as well send the other to 101 as well who always misses her tray. Is there a special animal Room 101? If so, I think it could be getting quite full now That'll be Ark 101 I'll get my coat........ It had better be a raincoat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Can I add in... English Heritage for money grabbing (see my other post re our visit to Battle..yes it really still smarts..it's not the money it's the principle) People I don't know and don't care about using my first name as a marketing ploy People showing off at festivals by trying to draw attention to themselves all the time...(although they might just need a smack across the back of the legs instead of sending to room 101 (well that was my Mum's solution to "showing off")) Celebrities with no talent except that for self promotion ( there that's made the room very crowded straight away!) Smeg ovens with ceramic hobs that are slow slow slow 0845 numbers with automated answering services that spend the first five minutes of your call telling you how expensive the call is, and what you could find out on their website (which you already know) There's loads more....perhaps i am a little intolerant??? And breathe...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie50 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 people asking me what my name is and I say Elizabeth so they then refer to me as Liz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 people asking me what my name is and I say Elizabeth so they then refer to me as Liz! Ooooo yes can i second this one. It really gets on my goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
