Looney Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I would like to put Mushroom Man in Room 101. He stinks (unwashed, dirty clothes, chip fat hair) and gets the same train as me. It makes me feel and what's worse is I am convinced he knows he stinks and takes pride in it. Yuk, yuk, yuk. I'd also like to put a certain Government Minister in there who has decided that my job is going to disappear. Oh, and OH's job too. I'd like him to have to spend eternity handcuffed to aforementioned Mushroom Man and be responsible for cleaning up after everyone else's sicky cats in Room 101. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopsie Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Your poor OH! What's he done to get landed with sicky cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 No, not put OH in! Put the Minister in that has decided that my job and OH's job aren't going to exist! Although if someone is going to offer paid employment for cleaning up room 101 then maybe I'll go in there too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopsie Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Oh that's much better. I'll add the ministers who have decided to freeze midwives pay for the next two years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebC Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Sorry to be joining in so late on, so probably loads of repeats - All of my in-laws from my husbands side - Mother, father and both sister-in-laws! - Big Brother - BBQ food (I like eating outside, but hate BBQ food) - Z list celebs - Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, Kerry Katona et al - Toddlers with Dummies - let your children talk! have a conversation with them - Children with daft names - Processed food - cook a proper meal it doesn't cost any more - People who plead poverty but smoke, drink and have huge flat screen TV's - Caffeine (gives me migraine) - The people who live a few doors down with a great dane that is left in the garden all day (the dog can stay the owners have to go) Thanks, feel better now - should have looked at this thread sooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Journalists who write disinformation about NATO operations, thus winding up the insurgents, risking soldiers lives and lives of people in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Footballers Football Pointless celebs like Kerry Katona (also see top of list) Shirley Williams Stay at home mums who insist they are much too busy to help in community Working parents who insist their job is much too important for them to help in community School counsellor at my YS school who thinks getting bullies to talk about their feelings is going to solve the problem despite years of evidence to the contrary Able bodied young men who have multiple children by different women and don't work so don't provide for any of them Able bodied women who have a baby by each new boyfriend that they then go on to neglect (and they don't work to support) Mothers who find their children a nuisance and neglect them - why did they have them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jools Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I don't think I dare post in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Palmer Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 mosquitoes and other related flying biting things One of these little wretches bit me Wednesday night and I have a hot, red swollen leg and ankle and am on antibiotics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I'll second that lot Patricia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Journalists who write disinformation about NATO operations, thus winding up the insurgents, risking soldiers lives and lives of people in this country. The media in general for giving too much information. I was horrified to see on the recent news, live footage of armed Police officers stalking the gunman in Newcastle, clearly showing positions of the officers etc in relation to local landmarks. Totally unnecessary and potentially risky for all involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Charlottes litem on women who have had hysterectomies reminded me that I wanted to add - women who bleat that they don't feel like a woman any more after having a hysterectomy to my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Charlottes litem on women who have had hysterectomies reminded me that I wanted to add - women who bleat that they don't feel like a woman any more after having a hysterectomy to my list. Me too, I just got on with life and didn't give it another thought unless someone asked me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Charlottes litem on women who have had hysterectomies reminded me that I wanted to add - women who bleat that they don't feel like a woman any more after having a hysterectomy to my list. Yeah..you don't need a hysterectomy to feel like that...just be menopausal, ..you can be invisible too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Any woman who works in a less than salubrious place, shall we say, who states that her work 'empowers' other women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Reporters who say hyperthermia instead of hypothermia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sazmet Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Always moaning about something so love this room!! lol! smelly people on the bus babies/kids with bottles that have yellow teats or worse! JUICE!!! people that have babies together "coz we're in love" after just a few weeks the man that keeps trying to jump over my wall to get his football 1) knock and ask 2) your about 30 - get a life!! well glad to get that off my chest!! haha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I would like to add (even if they are already in there!); Sarah Kennedy, Slugs, Snails, Microsoft, The 'Act of God' get out clause in all insurance Policies (when God has it in for me I want to be insured!) Vandals, Sarah Kennedy, Shell suits, Stupidly over zealous political correctness. Boy Bands, Girl Bands, X-Factor, Britain's got Talent Sarah Kennedy, Corporate Gibberish - 'Fast Track Fireball', 'Heads up!', 'Touch Base' and all that nonsense. Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother, Big Brothers' Little Brother, 24 Hour News channels, Sarah Kennedy and finally.....people who say 'I rest my case' and then don't rest their case! Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jools Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I think you missed a Sarah Kennedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Shouting Cigarette butts, esp thrown out of car windows The battery on my laptop going flat when I'm replyi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 People who want to turn right out of a junction, and stick their car in the middle of the road because they cant into lane they want because of traffic. See that double set of dashed lines? Yes? It means GIVE WAY, WAIT BEHIND THEM DAMNIT! New Nissan Micra's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Non blue badge holders who park in disabled spaces. They've got the space, how about taking the disability as well!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Non blue badge holders who park in disabled spaces. They've got the space, how about taking the disability as well!!!! I'll second that and add to it: People who don't have children using the designated spaces for drivers with smallsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutti Frutti Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 People who use public loos and then don't wash their hands. Excuse me, but I have to use that door handle after you to get out of here (I'm the one with her arm shrunk up her sleeve trying to open the door with the cuff). Sumfink, anyfink, nuffink. Saying "You and I" when you mean "You and me". Saying "You and me" when you mean "You and I", especially in songs just to make the lyrics rhyme - I can be heard shouting at the radio, "YOU AND I!!! YOU AND I!!!!". Calling University "Uni" - when did THAT happen? It was "college" when I went to university Soaps. Innit. Go Compare (go clear off!). Vuvuzelas (OK in S Africa, not in next door's kid's mouth). People who park next to my car when the CAR PARK IS FLIPPING EMPTY! What's wrong with you, can't you park by yourself? Please can I take cats and motorbike racing back out? But leave cat vomit in Oh vets who say "we'll test this sample in-house" then ask for another sample as the first showed markers for XYZ so they now need to send it out EXTERNALLY for testing - I'm not made of money. Why didn't you just send it out externally in the first place? The cost of prescription-diet cat food. How my sister has to battle to get benefit after a work injury left her 33% disabled and unable to walk properly... yet some people get disability benefit year in, year out without question. And... r-e-l-a-x! Oh nope, here I go again... Red tape. Stealth taxes. People who drive with fog lights on, especially in the rain when they are dangerously bright and reflect in the wet roads. IT'S NOT FOGGY! People who win on Ebay then don't pay then accuse you of not sending invoices, despite you sending them 4 times in a week. Diahhroa. Both it AND its spelling. ITS and IT'S. Oh cyclists who hog the road when there's a cycle path just the other side of the kerb - it should be against the law to be on the road if there's a cycle path there. Using txt speak in normal every day life eg forum/emails. The wasters who write viruses/worms/trojans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&T Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Non blue badge holders who park in disabled spaces. They've got the space, how about taking the disability as well!!!! People who accuse people WITH a blue badge of not being disabled - you do not have to be missing a leg to be disabled! Some conditions are not obvious at first "look" - it does NOT mean that that person is not entitled to and does not require a blue badge! GGGRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
