Chucky Mama Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 1: Why Ugly Betty is still wearing braces. I would get a different dentist 2: Why no mobile advert actually mentions whether it is any good for making calls 3: Why dogs have to get so close to revoltingly smelly things(e.g other dogs' bottoms & poo) when they have such a good sense of smell 4: Why people with expensive cars that need to talk on the phone for their entire journey don't invest in hands free 5: Why babies wake up so early when their parents need to sleep and then teenagers sleep in so late when they need to get up ...there are more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why the sun doesn't come out at night when it's cheap rate? Why "phonetic" isn't spelt with an "f"? Lady Gaga. Why? Why, in all our hundreds of expressions for describing the sexual act, we only have one (making love) which even hints at the presence of any emotions? Why pre-election manifestos can't be made subject to the Trades Descriptions Act to allow for prosecution on grounds of "unfit for purpose"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 nice thread Why do we use the term 'Civil Servant' when these people are invariably neither? Why don't moths come out during the day if they like the light so much? Why do most men think they will be irrevocably emasculated if they eat a meat-free meal? Why............ Davina McColl? Why can I never find a hanger until I need to grab a coat in a hurry and am then attacked by a wire cavalry charge? Why don't mobile homes ever go anywhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why are 'easy to open' packages seemingly harder to open than normal ones? Why do curly haired people want straight hair & vice versa? If fatty food is bad for you,why does it taste so darn good? If the doseage of a tablet is always 2,why don't they make one tablet in a bigger size? Why is a boxing ring square? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 .... 5: Why babies wake up so early when their parents need to sleep and then teenagers sleep in so late when they need to get up ... I give you Phyllis Diller. "We spend the first two years of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk, and the next sixteen telling it to sit down and shut up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why is Julian Assange still at liberty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why don't moths come out during the day if they like the light so much? If the doseage of a tablet is always 2,why don't they make one tablet in a bigger size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why does FREE range meat cost more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillybettybabs Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Oh dear, Some thoughts from wacky brain. Which arm rest is yours in the cinema? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? What is another word for "thesaurus"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickweed Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why is Humpty Dumpty always depicted as an egg? It's not specified in the rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallyChook Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Exactly how fast do hot cakes sell and why? Can Jewish people (or any other faith for that matter?) become vampires, and if so are they afraid of crosses, or the star of david? Why am I completely incapable of giving birth already? Puzzling indeed x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Who was the first person to discover cheese? I mean, think about it; would you really open a pint of milk that's gone off and think "Hey, if I leave that to go even more rank, it might start tasting better". And even in the unlikely event you did think along warped lines like that, would you really have such little sense of self preservation to actually go ahead and taste it? I mean, can you think of any other foodstuff which would let you get away with such terminal stupidity? Oh, and on her 100th birthday, did HRH Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother receive a telegram from the Queen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallyChook Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Who was the first person to discover cheese? I mean, think about it; would you really open a pint of milk that's gone off and think "Hey, if I leave that to go even more rank, it might start tasting better". who first thought about gettingtheir chops around a cup full of cow's boobie juice anyways?? surely some prehistoric man's stag do that got out of control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why do we use the term 'Civil Servant' when these people are invariably neither? Oi! That's not true for all of us! Why do I only seem to spill / splash food when I have a white top on? How is it that "easy-care" plants die more easily than higher-maintenance ones? (Maybe only in my house though ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why is there an 'S' in 'lisp'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 If fatty food is bad for you,why does it taste so darn good? That is because lipids make food more palatable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 How does the Snowplough driver get to work? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? If a dog gets bitten by a Werewolf, what happens? Why do parcels get delivered when you are out at work? What are wasps for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why Omlet hasnt invented an eglu with an automatic door so I dont have to stumble out in the dark to shut em in and let em out. On a timer would be nice Why chickens pooh so much Why that large spider makes its web right next to rabbit hutch so I walk into it and get a facefull of web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmommasally Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why does the lemon always squirt right into my eye, never just below it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirstine Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why, when a chicken has laid her egg, does she shout out to the whole world to tell them where tomorrow's breakfast is? Why do people drive to the gym? Why don't they fit BMWs with indicators? Kirstine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyChickenLover- Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why do some people not like Marmite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyhenSG Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why do we use the term 'Civil Servant' when these people are invariably neither? Oi! That's not true for all of us! Exactly! We really have to take some flack at times! Why do 'new improved recipes' always taste worse? Why does my four year old raise his voice when I tell him to whisper cos his baby sister's asleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Why do we use the term 'Civil Servant' when these people are invariably neither? Oi! That's not true for all of us! Exactly! We really have to take some flack at times! Hear hear! Although I don't really think of myself as a civil servant having only had the label for the last five years. Why do we push harder on the buttons of a remote when we know that the batteries are weak? Why are my memory brain cells located in my backside? Let me explain - I will be sitting in the lounge and suddenly think of something that I need to get from the kitchen. I will go to the kitchen; stand there with a vacant expression on my face desperately trying to remember what it was I came in for. I will give up and go back to the lounge and - the second that my butt touches the sofa - I will rememeber what it was I wanted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 All very funny. Why is it only the Chinese takeaway that drops on my t-shirt (very similar to one above - but it only happens with the Chinese - rather a joke in this household) Why are my children still alive and haven't been throttled by me yet Why haven't I divorced my husband yet Why is it when I've dusted and decobwebbed there is a strand going from one ornament to another half an hour later And both my freezers have lights. Wasps eat the garden pests before becoming a pest. My brother is a Civil Servant and he isn't civil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluekarin Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 why I have forgotten the thing I was going to post on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
