Ammonia smell in coop-first time owner

[fluffy chick]

A pekin.

 

Short, fat with hairy legs.

 

Good with kids though

 

 

 

 

 

How about everyone else?

[LuckyChickenLover-]

A silkie!

 

Everyone would love me because I'm so fluffy

[beach chick]

think I'd have to be a buff orp on grounds of heftiness...! hopefully a Nigella voluptuous type tho....

[Olly]

Yeah, I'd be a Buff Orpington too - voluptuous, feisty and I stand my ground!

[fluffy chick]

[Couperwife]

i'd be the white one that we have in our crew

 

she is the oldest girl we have - one of our first batch

 

but she is totally batty, so daft its funny

 

cathy

x

[Sam]

I'd want to be one of

 

In particular the one at 0:17! I think they're white leghorns?

[Omletina Kyckling]

I think I'd just be-long to somebody on this forum cos then I'd have the best life ever!!!!

[Snowy]

A bantam buff orp - short, round and blonde

[Omletina Kyckling]

Another buff orpington here, blond and buxom!!

......or a frizzle on a bad hair day!!

[majorbloodnock]

If I was a chicken, I would be coq au vin by now.

[Martin B]

Buff Orpington Cockerel!

[craftyhunnypie]

My spotty dotty Ancona. Very dotty ( I love polka dots), a bit skatty with a fetching floppy comb. She is totally nuts & does what she wants, when she wants. In out , in out of the chook area all day long.

 

Emma.x

[Couperwife]

hmmm,can you get stripey chickens???

[Space Chick]

I'd be a bitza, a mix of complex characteristics and breeds with a bit of attitude, but affectionate and a good layer too

 

I'd like to be owned be several people on here, just don't give me mealworms

[beach chick]

Buff Orpington Cockerel!

 

MartinB!!!

[Griffin]

A Poland. Silly hair-do and rather stupid

[Lesley]

A Buff Orp here as well - but not just any Buff Orp. I would be our ageing Buff - as well as the usual attributes she is useless, non egg laying and just eats a lot - she is on gardening duty at the moment and clearing bugs from one of the veggie plots, hmmmmm sounds even more like me

[chuckmum6]

Scotts Dumpy crossed with Leghorn, a dumpy with attitude!

[fluffy chick]

A Poland. Silly hair-do and rather stupid

[Charlottechicken]

Think I'd have to be an ex batt, rather malnourished looking, and a bit rough around the edges and unkempt, but gets the job done with attitude

[Plum]

I'd be a Transylvanian Naked Neck, couldn't be doing with all those feathers under my chin

[WarrensWorld]

Very nervous.....

[poppy ben grace]

Not sure what i would be, was wondering, do chook owners start to look like their chickens like they say people can resemble their dogs? That would be a classic!

[Lewis]

Brahma cockerel

 

Big, eats lots, can't run, good with chicks and loves hugs