Gloss-Hen Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 (edited) I've seen this on other forums and thought it would be a good idea All you have to do is finish of this sentence I'll start You know when you're a chicken nutter when your telling your hairdresser about breeds of chickens and everyone is looking at you strangely Edited April 20, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackian Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You are having a meal in a resteraunt and you look longingly at other customers left over veg..You nearly ask for a chicken bag . This happened to me the other week when at lunch with my daughters.I mentioned this and they both rolled their eyes (and their eyes glazed over) as if to say .."Here she goes again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counturchickens Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 On a similar theme, when you collect the grapes from the meeting buffet to take home for the girls..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueandwhite Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You are moving house and your main priority/concern is your chickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 ..............and you leave your kids behind. When you are at the doctors and ................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackian Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 To update my previous post..... Out at 6am this morning ,pouring with rain ,wellies and a mac and out bailing out the water butt by their WIR so it does not flood while I am out at work and they would be in a swimming pool . ..That was before I had had my first shot of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LottyJ1 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 When your friends comment that some people are childern bores only ever talking about their children but you have become a chicken bore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennym Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 When you look at the month's spending and realise you've spent more money on chicken accessories, treats & supplies than on groceries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 When you tell your 32 year old son that the steamed asparagus is not for him its for the girls, and he says...... But I pay house keeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 And... you have photographs of the girls next to your desk and show them to everybody. And... people ask how are the girls more than how is Finley (my Grandson) I will hang my head in shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LottyJ1 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 So funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvachicken Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 ................. your Dad (70) talks chicken down the phone to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 You are having a meal in a resteraunt and you look longingly at other customers left over veg..You nearly ask for a chicken bag . This happened to me the other week when at lunch with my daughters.I mentioned this and they both rolled their eyes (and their eyes glazed over) as if to say .."Here she goes again" I did this a couple of weeks back - the person with me suggested that the salad could go home for my chickens!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chortle Chook Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 When your OH is left to watch evening TV alone because you are sitting in the kitchen drying your chooks' hair dos with the hair dryer (and they are mooching about your feet in the kitchen, waiting their turn). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlisonH Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 ......you're comparing egg size in the school staff room with another teacher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspersmum Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxigirl Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 When a chicken keeping colleague brings in a giant egg, 125g & 8cm that one of her girls has done, and you spend the next half hour howling with laughter whilst measuring it and comparing it your own girls efforts before taking a picture of it in an egg box. Got a lot of very funny looks from none chickeny folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newchick76 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 When you have only been a chicken owner for three weeks, but are having recurring dreams about eglu cubes! We've definitely caught the bug.... When you post on facebook that your second chicken has started laying, knowing no one else really cares-( I was so proud!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Chooky Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Yep, most of the previous posts apply to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 and you know you're a chicken nutter when you buy broccoli with the stalk bigger than the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennym Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 When you post on facebook that your second chicken has started laying, knowing no one else really cares-( I was so proud!) Post here - we care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
