Rhapsody Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Ye Gods I feel like crawling under the duvet til next spring, nothing going my way at all- can anyone jolly me up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Will a big hug do Hon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 What's up Chuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Oh what's wrong, Rhapsody? Hugs and cups of tea always help so have a big hug from me and I'll put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 dont forgot the biscuits and cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feemcg Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Oh dear, sounds serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathy C Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Big hug! Rememeber that when you are really down, the only way is up. The omleteers are here to lift you up if you cannot muster the strength to do it on your own. Heeeaaavvvveee, Heeeeaaaavvvvee, there she goes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepe Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hope your spirits are lifting soon maybe a glass of wine will help, not that I'm encouraging drinking at 11.25am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 This will cheer you up - THE WEATHER IS GOING TO GET BETTER FROM NEXT WEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 That's cheered me up Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 (((Hugs))) to you Rhapsody. Sorry you're feeling down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeymerKim Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Sorry you're feeling blue. I've got some rubbish chicken jokes that will hopefully cheer you up - they may make you groan tho!! Why did the chicken cross the playground? He wanted to get to the other slide. Why did the chicken cross the internet? It wanted to get to the other site. Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to see a man lay a brick Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! What is Superchicken's real identity? Cluck Kent What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics! What do chickens grow on? Eggplants. What does a chicken wipe his beak with? A henkerchief. Sorry!! Hope you feel better soon xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Sorry you are feeling down- how about a lovely hot bubble bath & a good book to read in it? Fluffy towels to dry you with, & then go back to bed if you feel like it. Play some Queen on your stereo, especially Bo Rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 what about this, my friend just emailed it ot me, it made me smile YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own drive and use your mobile phone to see if anyone 0is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xChicken04x Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 (edited) what about this, my friend just emailed it ot me, it made me smile YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own drive and use your mobile phone to see if anyone 0is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Owwwwwwwwww, i fell for the number 9 thing !!!! When ever i read these thing i feel like some one has been nosing in my diary... xx Edited August 16, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Very accurate, isn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 *wan smile emoticon required* thanks Omleteers- I dont want to go into it too deeply but let's just say quite alot of people around me at the moment are behaving quite badly. Apparently I'm supposed to just take it lying down or I'm the bad guy. Good job I dont have any feelings or I'd be miserable eh? Plus the weather, an AWOL fencing contractor, some frankly mental neighbours, and no progress on the Elizabethan Hovel due to everyone in the sticks needing six months notice to do anything...... I wasnt going to go on was I? Thanks for the jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Sorry to hear it Rhapsody - isn't it just the pits when it all goes *&^%-up? We still love you though Shall I 'do a Sheila' and put the kettle on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 0oh, hun sending (((hugs))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 I felt pants this morning when I looked at the weather. We also had loads of orders to send out. All done now, so I'm just having a late lunch, then I'm going to hobbycraft to buy myself a kit of some sort. I will then have a creative evening, sat watching the chooks out of the back window! Crafting always cheers me up as I go off in my own little dream world. Remember Rhapsody - you've got all us here. We're all yer mates! Hugs...Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 No 10 is true for me (except it i drink tea not coffee. I fell for the No 9 thingy too. Very clever Cathy. That should have made rhapsody smile, combined with KymerKims jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'm sorry you are feeling low at the moment sending lots of positive vibes karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hope your feeling brighter now [those jokes were groan- worthy weren't they?] still I can never remember the end of jokes so they made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Sorry you are feeling so fed up right now I think the best you can hope for is that the missing corn snake turns up and bites whoever is getting you down the most! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Sorry to hear you're on a downer. Grab yourself your favourite drink, something nice and tasty so snack on, snatch a few peaceful minutes for yourself, get a chair and go outside and chill out watching your chooks. 5 minutes of chicken antics is enough to brighten anyone's day OR, you could pop out and buy some more?!? OR cheer yourself up further with a CUBE purchase!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
