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I'm sure we've all had the crazy questions when someone first finds out that we keep pet chickens. . .but I think I've heard the craziest.

 

Of course I heard . . ."how can they lay eggs without a rooster" from several people. . .but the other day a woman at work asked. . ."do they , uh . .drink water"??????????????

 

Obviously the only chickens she is familiar with are fried. . .she doesn't even see them as an animal, it seems, let alone a pet.

 

Anyone else have odd questions?

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'When they stop laying, will you put them in the pot?'. Yes of course - and when the dog gets on a bit we'll be having Chien au vin too! :shock:

 

 

I don't actually think that is an unreasonable or stupid question. afterall people do do it just because you don't doesnt mean it isn't legitimate to ask.

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"Where do the eggs come out of?"

 

I had enormous fun explaining that chickens do not have a side door where the eggs are kept but, like humans, do in fact have just the 2 holes - one where the food goes in and the other one.....

 

Er sorry humans have more holes. Some more than others. :lol:

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I was shocked by the number of people who couldnt understand how we got eggs without a rooster. I simply reply that a woman doesn't need a man to have a period (sorry :oops: ) and they suddenly 'get it'. Once, I then had to explain how to get chicks though, now that was worrying, I mean, thats basic biology surely.

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I agree - so many folk who don't understand how you can have eggs without a rooster. One woman even had that I must be joking about hens being able to lay daily as she thought that our tiny cockeral was servicing each hen every day in able to produce daily eggs!

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I run a baby group with a midwife (so good at biology!) who is my keenest purchaser of eggs. When I got my cockeral I explained it made no difference to the hens laying. She is quite enamoured with my rooster and has on an almost weekly basis proclaimed that I got him to get the girls laying (we often get asked about the egg trading!)- I have given up trying to get the facts straight :wall: She also reckons the eggs taste better since he reached his sexual awakening (her words!) :vom::vom:

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"Where do the eggs come out of?"

 

I had enormous fun explaining that chickens do not have a side door where the eggs are kept but, like humans, do in fact have just the 2 holes - one where the food goes in and the other one.....

well this one should make you laugh, or cringe.

 

I had to explain to a chicken owner that they only had two holes. they were convinced that poo and eggs came out from different places.

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I'm now very very afraid for the future of the human race.... surely jsut basic biology...?

As to the water, as birds don't wee (I know, they kind of do, it's the white stuff in their poo) I can ALMOST understnad the question....

The best I got was "Is it true cows can't walk downstairs?" Still don't get what it has to do with chickens. And apparantly, they can, even though loads of people say their joints won't bend the right way to allow them to do so. (yep, we googled it)

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"Where do the eggs come out of?"

 

I had enormous fun explaining that chickens do not have a side door where the eggs are kept but, like humans, do in fact have just the 2 holes - one where the food goes in and the other one.....

well this one should make you laugh, or cringe.

 

I had to explain to a chicken owner that they only had two holes. they were convinced that poo and eggs came out from different places.

 

I suppose it's not a totally rediculous idea, they are just thinking they are like humans etc...

 

I've had to explain the whole not needing a cockrel thing... many a time :roll:

 

Hannah

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After I explained the whole "not needing a cockeral thing" to a good friend, she now won't eat eggs!! :doh:

 

Bless her.

 

She is now thinking she might be able to eat shop bought eggs again (2 months later!), but not eggs from our chickens... Did hint that they all came from the same place - but she wasn't convinced! :wall:

 

And yes, she is a fully grown adult, with a responsible well paid job... :roll:

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"Where do the eggs come out of?"

 

I had enormous fun explaining that chickens do not have a side door where the eggs are kept but, like humans, do in fact have just the 2 holes - one where the food goes in and the other one.....

well this one should make you laugh, or cringe.

 

I had to explain to a chicken owner that they only had two holes. they were convinced that poo and eggs came out from different places.

 

 

Yes - I too have had this question, from my sister, who looked at me with such horror (I wouldn't mind but she IS 45 years old) :roll: Anyway, she hasn't asked for any more eggs for a while now :notalk:

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"Where do the eggs come out of?"

 

I had enormous fun explaining that chickens do not have a side door where the eggs are kept but, like humans, do in fact have just the 2 holes - one where the food goes in and the other one.....

well this one should make you laugh, or cringe.

 

I had to explain to a chicken owner that they only had two holes. they were convinced that poo and eggs came out from different places.

 

 

Yes - I too have had this question, from my sister, who looked at me with such horror (I wouldn't mind but she IS 45 years old) :roll: Anyway, she hasn't asked for any more eggs for a while now :notalk:

 

 

I have had this too! And my friends now don't eat eggs either! :roll:

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Isn't it strange how some people prefer anonymous food , e.g. they can't deal with the thought of eggs coming out of your chicken's backside and consequently won't eat their eggs, but will happily eat stuff 'magicked' by Tesco or Sainsbury... :wall::?

 

Saronne

 

 

GNR Paris !egg!

GNR Nicole !egg!

(white chicken) Dorothy !egg!

 

PP Germaine !eggbrown!

PP Jordan !eggbrown!

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